Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole

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MissEnchanted -> Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole (11/15/2008 4:24:41 AM)
INVOLUNTARY MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........

bondagelover1950 -> RE: Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole (11/15/2008 5:03:49 AM)
[sm=jaw.gif]WAY to early for this. I'm still cleaning coffee out of my nose and beard[sm=goodpost.gif][sm=horse.gif][sm=Groaner.gif] [sm=givemebeer.gif][sm=chug.gif][sm=car.gif]

MissEnchanted -> RE: Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole (11/15/2008 5:33:35 AM)
[:D]

sirsholly -> RE: Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole (11/15/2008 12:14:25 PM)
[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole (11/15/2008 12:23:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissEnchanted INVOLUNTARY MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom......... THATS a great one, I must remember to tell this one Diane and her gals pals ..bounty

MadAxeman -> RE: Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole (11/15/2008 12:25:51 PM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole (11/15/2008 12:27:38 PM)
Perfect!

ChainGoddess -> RE: Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole (11/15/2008 1:21:52 PM)
Love it.

djaleksandr -> RE: Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole (11/17/2008 8:24:58 PM)
[:D]

Sindel -> RE: Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole (11/21/2008 3:02:38 PM)
Thats wonderful :)

eri -> RE: Involuntary Muscular Contractions Asshole (11/21/2008 3:10:33 PM)
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