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djaleksandr -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/17/2008 8:11:03 PM)

"You've got eyes that can see into any man's soul."

Really?  Now THAT is a parlor trick!



GreedyTop -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/17/2008 8:13:34 PM)

well, you DO have gorgeous eyes ;)



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/17/2008 8:29:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

Can I be your guy friend?



Hmmmm......

::looks at the floor muttering about being a "good girl" and no flirting now::



MadAxeman -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/17/2008 8:44:52 PM)

Forgive me, I was entranced.



SummerWind -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/17/2008 8:49:42 PM)

"Would you please hold my bag of coke while I look for the keys to my Ferrari?"        (success is directly proportionate to your proximity to D'Jais bar in Belmar, NJ...between Memorial day and Labor day)



monywildcat -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/17/2008 8:50:38 PM)

"You know what would look good on you?  Me." 

"You are one sexy fucker." 

Oh, these are all hilarious!!!



Fizzy49 -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/17/2008 9:05:09 PM)

Someone posted the worst one they ever heard someplace: "I'd suck a fart out of your ass like a bong hit!"




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/17/2008 9:42:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

Forgive me, I was entranced.



It's not me that needs to be asked for forgiveness..... ::wink.... then hides face::

HAHAHA!  I sooooo hope you've been talking to me... if not, this is awkward! lmao!

You know what it means to assume.... lol



scarlettjinx -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/17/2008 9:56:19 PM)

I used to use the one about the lost phone number in high school with smashing success!!! Maybe it sounds better coming from a laughing 17 YO.

About two years ago, I had shaved my head in a moment of rebellion. About a week later I went to some dance club with a few people from work. I had come straight from work, so I was still wearing my docs, jeans and an old flannel shirt (what I used to wear after hours while working with the horses at the shelter). I had this huge guy that was a raging redneck come up to me and use the line "Scuse me miss, but I wanted to let you know that not all us Texans hate your kind. I support your lesbian cause, but sure would like the chance to change your mind." I wanted to get mad, but he was very polite and I suppose I did look like what the sheltered country boys may imagine all lesbians look like.



GreedyTop -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/17/2008 11:01:13 PM)

ooh..CONGRATS on the baby, Jinx!! (I just noticed your sigline!)



Vendaval -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/17/2008 11:28:24 PM)

"How do you expect us to become better friends if you refuse to lay down and take off your clothes for me?"



GreedyTop -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/18/2008 12:06:20 AM)

"wanna fuck" has always worked for me...



MadAxeman -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/18/2008 3:33:41 AM)

Well...do ya?



MMistress -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/18/2008 4:09:58 AM)

There's a party in my pants and you're invited......Would you like to come?



rubberpet -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/18/2008 4:23:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MMistress

There's a party in my pants and you're invited......Would you like to come?


Sure!  Wait...I'm collared and you were probably talking to the guy behind me.  [:(]  LOL
 
Wanna take a ride on the wild elmo?



scarlettjinx -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/18/2008 7:07:29 AM)

Thanks GT.



Satyr6406 -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/18/2008 8:32:09 AM)

"Do you believe in love-at-first-sight or, should I walk by, again?"
 
"Are your jeans made out of mirror material? I can see myself in them."
 
"Hey, gorgeous! You wanna 'go halves' on a bastard?"
 
This one, I've actually ued twice (and I'm not one for lines but I just HAD to know if it would work):
 
I'm at my favorite karaoke joint. I see a BEAUTIFUL lady across the room and I do the old "crook the finger" thing (The "come here" gesture).
She puts her hand on her chest and puts that look on her face as if to say: "Me?" (She doesn't know me nor I, her)
 
I nod: "Yes"
 
She comes walking over and says: "Yes?"
 
I say: "I just made you come with one finger. Imagine what my tongue could do"
 
I've used it twice and BOTH times it successfully "broke the ice"



SteelofUtah -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/18/2008 8:39:14 AM)

This one used to work really good for me.

"I think we should hook up, before you roll your eyes and walk away let me point out why. One, you are WAY out of my League, so I will be greatful for your attention, Two I never date women as hot as you so I won't treat you like crap, and Three, I don't get laid as often so I have plenty to work out in the bedroom. So What do you think should we stay at your place or mine?"

Yup it did work once or twice.

Thems was Great Times.

Steel



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/18/2008 10:46:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

Well...do ya?


::stares off into space....... Thinking..... (ok, daydreaming a bit... lol)::

(Sorry, I HAD to say something now... hehehe!)



MadAxeman -> RE: Pick UP Lines (11/18/2008 10:52:17 PM)

I have an idea what your tongue could do.



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