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MadAxeman -> Essex Girls (11/15/2008 7:35:47 PM)

 Two Essex girls walk up to a perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle, Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it,
"That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the f**k does that mean?"

At this stage the assistant offers some help.
"Viens a moi, ladies is French for 'come to me'"
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying,
"That doesn't smell like come to me Trace.

Does it smell like come to you?"




GreedyTop -> RE: Essex Girls (11/16/2008 5:21:12 AM)

*groan*




sirsholly -> RE: Essex Girls (11/16/2008 5:53:57 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




stella41b -> RE: Essex Girls (11/16/2008 6:31:48 AM)

The same two Essex girls return back to the same perfume counter a couple of weeks later. Tracy is walking funny.
The assistant asks,'Can I help you?'
Tracy replies, 'Yes, it's about that deodorant stick you sold me last week.'
'Yes?'
'It's causing me a lot of pain..'
'Oh really? How so?'
'Well I was reading these instructions which said 'push up bottom' and so I did, but I can't get the bottle back out...'




GreedyTop -> RE: Essex Girls (11/16/2008 7:15:20 AM)

*snort*




MadAxeman -> RE: Essex Girls (11/16/2008 12:28:06 PM)

Same 2 girls returning to the same counter.
'I got this for me boyfriend and it gave him a rash innit'
'Is it the ball type?'
'Well, he used it under his arms'




persephonee -> RE: Essex Girls (11/16/2008 1:03:17 PM)

[:D][8|][:D][8|][:D]...[8|][8|][8|]




WetBetty -> RE: Essex Girls (12/7/2008 8:36:58 PM)

Hey, I grew up in Essex lol
And it's true what they say.




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