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maskedsow -> fish jokes (11/16/2008 1:10:33 AM)
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet. • What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea? It sinks to the bottom. • What fish is the most valuable? A goldfish. • Why is it so easy to weigh fish? They have their own scales. • What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you. • Why did the fish cross the road? Somebody threw it! • What sea animal can be adjusted to play music? The tune-a fish! • What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow? I don't know... but I wouldn't want to milk it. • How do you shoot a blue shark? With a blue shark spear gun. • How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun. • If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws. • What is purple and lives in the sea and weighs 5000 pounds? Moby Plum. • Why are manatees so wrinkled? Did you ever tried to iron one? • What's green and squishy and spends a lot of time underwater? An avocado with an aqua lung. • What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck! • What do you get when you graduate from scuba diving school? A deep-loma. • There was a sea scout camp near a beach where the porpoises were so friendly they swam into shore at dinner time. The chef used to announce dinner by yelling: "Dinner! For all in tents...and porpoises."

sirsholly -> RE: fish jokes (11/16/2008 3:02:46 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

darchChylde -> RE: fish jokes (11/16/2008 10:55:32 AM)
• What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow? You get a great white shark.

AMaster -> RE: fish jokes (11/16/2008 10:58:50 AM)
OUCH!!!! Yuck!!!![image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s5.gif[/image]

rubberpet -> RE: fish jokes (11/17/2008 5:18:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde • What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow? You get a great white shark. Darch, that was "udder" nonsense! [8\|]

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: fish jokes (11/17/2008 6:43:51 PM)
LMAO! I love you guys!! hahaha!

rubberpet -> RE: fish jokes (11/18/2008 4:04:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl LMAO! I love you guys!! hahaha! Great!!! Group hug in the shower! [:D] We'll lather each other up, cuddle up our wet and soapy bodies together afterwards, and make SMores as we sing "kumbaya"! Or will it be "fish and chips" on the weather deck? [:D]

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: fish jokes (11/18/2008 8:14:47 AM)
How DO you make S'mores in the shower???? lol

SteelofUtah -> RE: fish jokes (11/18/2008 8:16:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl How DO you make S'mores in the shower???? lol Very Carefully.

darchChylde -> RE: fish jokes (11/18/2008 8:44:48 AM)
Well, I've got something that can sort of replace the marshmallow fluff; but don't let your mind wander down that road to chocolate. weg

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: fish jokes (11/18/2008 8:49:49 AM)
I bet that tastes GOOD on graham crakers!!!!! [:D][:D][:D]

rubberpet -> RE: fish jokes (11/19/2008 11:38:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl I bet that tastes GOOD on graham crakers!!!!! [:D][:D][:D] Darch says you can sop it up with a biscuit, too. I just choose to take his word on that....[8\|]

darchChylde -> RE: fish jokes (11/19/2008 1:32:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet quote: ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl I bet that tastes GOOD on graham crakers!!!!! [:D][:D][:D] Darch says you can sop it up with a biscuit, too. I just choose to take his word on that....[8\|] No putting words in my mouth, it's not like there's room for them with my foot there anyways.

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: fish jokes (11/19/2008 6:16:28 PM)
I really don't think that feet would be as good with grahams.... Chocolate maybe... HEHE!

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