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tammystarm -> Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 9:44:01 AM)

Aylee and i came up with this one, as i have some major embarrassing moments, while drunk. but fun as well

i woke up in the boston harbor on a yact "moon bathing".... needless to say the dock master asked the owner to please have me refrain from doing so on the weekends as their are families then. Well i had to see the dock master if i wanted to wash my clothes, or grab a quick mountain dew... i never did again....EVER
i was young then, today i would probably walk on in there
ive also poll danced in request from friends.....
owned a bar in iowa and danced on our bar many many nights (hey business picked up, especially when i went THUNK!) lol glad i was too drunk to noticed i about killed myself....




Aylee -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 9:49:51 AM)

I fell UP the stairs on the porch one night. 




tammystarm -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 9:50:47 AM)

~bust out laughing~ that HURT




thornhappy -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 9:53:01 AM)

I've heard of that before.  A friend of mine, in his days of youth, collapsed up the stairs to the front porch and went to sleep there.  In the morning his mother started whapping him with a broom going "get in the house, dammit!"




tammystarm -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 9:56:27 AM)

lol




tammystarm -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 9:58:12 AM)

practiced my golf swing with golf balls of course, on top of my high rise condo building downtown st louis at 4am....thank God no cars were around the streets well nto too many




GreedyTop -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 10:10:17 AM)

Fell off a bicycle in Holland, tore my jeans at the knee, and put a gash in my knee.




masterofdrkness2 -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 10:13:26 AM)

I am just gonna follow along  reading ... some things are better left silent , and I dont think the statue of limitations have run out yet on many of them  lol




Aylee -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 10:15:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: masterofdrkness2

I am just gonna follow along  reading ... some things are better left silent , and I dont think the statue of limitations have run out yet on many of them  lol


COWARD!




Darias -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 10:16:03 AM)

fell asleep curled up in a ball on the back doorstep of the garda station (police station ) got woken by the duty sergent on his way home at 6 am swinging said back door open

he wasnt impressed with my response to his question of what i thought i was doing

"well sergent see... i know garda trever owens from school. and i texted him to ask if i could sleep in one of the cells cause all the cabs are booked... and im just waiting for him to sneak me in the back door"




masterofdrkness2 -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 10:18:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: masterofdrkness2

I am just gonna follow along  reading ... some things are better left silent , and I dont think the statue of limitations have run out yet on many of them  lol


COWARD!

no so much coward as... umm not liking jail much .




Aylee -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 10:24:03 AM)

Have you tried jail?  I haven't but I do understand that you get three hots and a cot!




soul2share -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 10:29:05 AM)

A freind of mine decided that in order to keep me from getting into an accident and hurting myself, she'd drive me to her house so I could crash there....ok, so she was even more drunk than I was, but, well, ya know.......long story short, she ended up slamming MY hand in MY car door when I got my purse....split the fingertip wide open and fractured the finger.......so much for preventing injury!




masterofdrkness2 -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 10:30:09 AM)

been there done that .. got the shirt to prove it ... but mostly just a night or 2 back in my younger days ... we never really considered it a party until the cops showed up a time or 2  lol




LaTigresse -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 10:43:20 AM)

The only hurt I've caused myself was that spent hovering over the porcelain throne.




Aylee -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 10:55:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

The only hurt I've caused myself was that spent hovering over the porcelain throne.


I have actually pulled muscles in my back because of that. 




spinninsweetness -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 11:04:05 AM)

Never hurt, but I did get lost for quite a while in the ladies at a nightclub in Newquay.




GreedyTop -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 11:06:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

The only hurt I've caused myself was that spent hovering over the porcelain throne.


I cracked my head on the sink once.. I thought I had finished ridding myself of my stomach, so was starting to stand up... when I discovered I WASNT done, and in my rush to get back down....

I had a goose egg on my forehead for a week....




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 11:16:08 AM)

Being drunk is dangerous for me, as I have had blackout episodes and done things I regretted later.  Today I know my limits and stick with them, but in my twenties I had some pretty wild episodes:
  • When drunk, I tend to be loose-lipped and will tell anybody anything.  I remember a man I was dating reciting back to me things I would never tell anyone.  I asked him how he knew and he said I told him all of it while drunk.
  • I apparently agreed to move to Las Vegas and start a new life with a man I met at a bar one night.  When he called me the next day to start making arrangements, I didn't know what he was talking about.
  • Another time, I apparently accepted a marriage proposal from a stranger when drunk.  When the liquor wore off, I could not believe what I had done.  Not only did I not know the first thing about him, it turns out his divorce was not even final yet.
  • Got angry at an ex-boyfriend, stomped off, and went down to the lesbian bar down the street.  I met a woman who had just had a fight with her girlfriend.  She asked me to go away with her for the weekend to visit her family and I went!  Ex-boyfriend was beyond furious.

Today, if I drink at all, it is only wine and my limit is two glasses.  I am no longer willing to put myself and others in dangerous situations.  I consider myself very lucky that I was not seriously hurt or worse.
 
A close friend's son was killed by a drunk driver and that hit very close to home.
 
Lady Topaz




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how have Y/you hurt Y/yourself being drunk? (11/16/2008 11:46:08 AM)

Hmm, I've never actually hurt myself while drinking, but I did afterwards trying to get out from under the troll I'd gone home with.  I'm fairly certain he ate my underwear, because I sacrificed precious minutes looking unsuccessfully for them before fleeing to the closest pay phone.




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