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Sex tips? - 11/17/2008 8:12:09 PM   
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I read this and laughed to the point of crying.
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/sex-tips-from-the-year-1894-307609/


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RE: Sex tips? - 11/17/2008 8:17:08 PM   
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*snort*

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RE: Sex tips? - 11/17/2008 8:33:05 PM   
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That's great!  I know someone that would LOVE to read it!

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RE: Sex tips? - 11/17/2008 8:41:00 PM   
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mmkay..
iI admit to spewing some non-bodily fluids from my nose.


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RE: Sex tips? - 11/17/2008 8:56:21 PM   
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Very funny.
Frankly they both seem out of date.
We know the Victorians had their hang ups, but the new cutting edge hot book for 2008 sounds like crap too.

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RE: Sex tips? - 11/18/2008 7:27:21 AM   
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I just sent it to my Mom, she's gunna find this hillarious.

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RE: Sex tips? - 11/18/2008 9:14:58 AM   
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Hmmmmm.......I just had a thought. For those BDSM folks that enjoy the Victorian Household type living, would that include the sex tips from 1894?

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RE: Sex tips? - 11/18/2008 10:56:24 AM   
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MMistress are you saying that you are up to date.

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RE: Sex tips? - 11/18/2008 11:09:47 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

MMistress are you saying that you are up to date.

If the question is based on lessons offered by Holly Hollenbeck, author of the 2008 book, Sex Lives of Wives: the answer is no. I was up to date in all those areas in the 70's so I must currently be practicing methods of a time in the future.


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RE: Sex tips? - 11/18/2008 3:51:58 PM   
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Giggles..and yet there are women who today still adhere to those tips, thus giving Mistress's (the hidden sex kitten type) plenty of men to choose from.

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RE: Sex tips? - 11/18/2008 8:18:26 PM   
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I'd love to know where they got this advice. I collect Victorian household manuals and they stress peacefulness in the house, not provoking arguments.

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RE: Sex tips? - 11/18/2008 9:49:46 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Giggles..and yet there are women who today still adhere to those tips, thus giving Mistress's (the hidden sex kitten type) plenty of men to choose from.

poenkitten



i may have been tricked into being the ho that i am today....but thank all that is holy that i am the way i am...every woman who ever read that first article and took it to heart works where i do...i swear im the nicest girl at work...you can just smell the sexual frustration everywhere at work...too bad really....for them

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RE: Sex tips? - 11/21/2008 3:00:28 PM   
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I like the first set. Rofl
I always hated tips in Cosmo and what not because it was WAY to focused on how to 'please your man'. I always thought ' no, he needs to please me'
And now Im thankful for guys that are as pleased as I am when they please me

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