troch
Posts: 42
Joined: 5/25/2005 Status: offline
|
This months issue of Maxim magazine has a story that is titled "Our Mom is a Dominatrix" about LunaSea of Charlotte, NC. The story itself is good. One of the insets is 10 signs your coworker might be a Dominatrix. 1. She uses melted wax to seal her interofice memos. 2. She finds the sound of the electric pencil sharpener soothing. 3. Her letter opener isa switchblade. 4. She's always wearing at least one piece of clothing made from patent leather. 5. During her yearly performance review, each negative criticism is met with a gutteral moan. 6. She answers every phone call by saying "Speak!" 7. She always has plenty of tacks but runs out of staples with alarming frequency. 8. She is always berating her intern. 9. She attaches 3 or more binder clips to every document. 10. When she wants to interrupt you, She simply places a ball gag in your mouth.
|