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slaveluci -> Football and the Blonde (11/19/2008 10:09:53 PM)

FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE
 
Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best! Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats  right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the  experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?''

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/Groaner.gif[/image]

luci




GreedyTop -> RE: Football and the Blonde (11/19/2008 10:16:02 PM)

*GROANSNORT*




slaveluci -> RE: Football and the Blonde (11/19/2008 10:20:28 PM)

Hey, it made sense to me!  I don't have a blonde hair on my head and I could understand her thought processes[8D]............luci




GreedyTop -> RE: Football and the Blonde (11/19/2008 10:25:28 PM)

I didnt say it didnt make sense!!  LOL




AMaster -> RE: Football and the Blonde (11/19/2008 11:43:20 PM)

[8|][&o][:-][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]




ladyserenablue -> RE: Football and the Blonde (11/20/2008 12:36:12 AM)

So when they sack the quarterback, is it in paper or plastic?




slaveluci -> RE: Football and the Blonde (11/20/2008 7:44:59 AM)

That deserves a double  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/Groaner.gif[/image]

LOL

luci




BlackPhx -> RE: Football and the Blonde (11/20/2008 11:55:10 AM)

[sm=Groaner.gif]

poenkitten




beargonewild -> RE: Football and the Blonde (11/20/2008 5:20:24 PM)

Oy.  LOL




persephonee -> RE: Football and the Blonde (11/20/2008 5:59:31 PM)

[8|][:D][8|][:D]...im conflicted




ladyjade13 -> RE: Football and the Blonde (11/20/2008 7:04:33 PM)

omg people just dont listen to jokes anymore dumbasses XD*[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m11.gif[/image]




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