Not meant to be a contest, even though it probably will. I had an idea for a joke, a good stupid one, but I only got so far. I can't seem to finish it.
Here goes :
A bowlegged Man and a knockneed Woman are couple, they are swingers as are another couple with a knockneed Man and a bowlegged Woman. One day they meet and decide they all like each other and decide to swap Wives.
Everything going fine until ...........
WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Write a joke (11/20/2008 7:44:10 PM)
until the pregnancy tests come back positive. Some things just shouldn't procreate.
until the bowlegged O's beat the knockkneed X's at tic tac toe....sore loosers.
suhlut -> RE: Write a joke (11/20/2008 7:47:36 PM)
The wives suddenly develop lockjaw?
[sm=anger.gif] BOOM!
MadAxeman -> RE: Write a joke (11/20/2008 7:54:49 PM)
Until several injuries were incurred playing naked Twister. Until the phrase 'can I get into your pants?' Until they tried a monk's chain and had to call Lego for assistance. Until the bowlegged pair fell down the stairs like a slinky.
suhlut -> RE: Write a joke (11/20/2008 7:59:45 PM)
lol MadAxe..
suhlut -> RE: Write a joke (11/21/2008 8:55:03 PM)