mystickoolaid -> RE: Quack medicine fun- 1918-vintage "Prostate Warmer"??? (11/21/2008 7:08:00 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Taboo4Two I'm with you on this one....frayed wires, ungrounded and line voltage...reminds of a torture scene in one of the old Faces of Death movies. Bad bad bad. Cool but scary!! Could be a great mind fuck toy though...hmmm...how much was that opening bid? Scene opens with sub firmly tied to the iron bed frame. Not mattress, face down, ass up. Walk around showing her the new toy you've bought off ebay and feign some slight concern about the safety of it. "Hmmmm...its not grounded....well we're playing below the waist, it SHOULD be ok." Be sure to show her the anal probe you'll be attaching to it for insertion. Then blindfold her. Fast forward....skipping all the anal insertion fun...pull out your handy dandy lantern battery with a couple of insulated wires attached but with the ends stripped....touch the wires...create a spark....be sure you are close enough for her to hear it and smell it and yell..."G*d damn" just after you create the spark. You've got sell it here...make her think it shocked you. Wait a minute or so...mumble about fixing the bare wires...."ok that should do it....you ready baby." and then ZAP....touch those wires together one more time and watch her reaction. It could be quite interesting. I think I just ruined my keyboard with the mountain dew that shot out of my nose.[sm=rofl.gif] This thing IS scary. You know if a random joe schmoe who doesnt see it as a 'novelty' ends up with this, we'll be reading about them dying or being severely injured. What a way to go.
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