Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions

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LumusandtheLady -> Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/21/2008 10:18:33 AM)
Vulcanizer (sung to the tune "Womanizer" by Britney Spears) Superglue Or maybe velcro might work better Bindings too A little boning and some leather You can get a clue from all the latex I bought you And dress me up a lot, dress me hot baby Look at me How I love to get all dolled up Spoil me And make my bra too small by two cups Let's slap on the handcuffs and then play a little rough And dress me up a lot, dress me hot baby Vulcanizer, rub-her, vulcanizer You're a vulcanizer, oh tie me tighter oh You're a vulcanizer baby You and rubber! You and rubber! Vulcanizer vulcanizer vulcanizer (vulcanizer!) Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) You got me goin' I'm wet and moanin' I wanna do it Vulcanizer Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) You say I'm horny I know you're horny! So let's get to it Vulcanizer Daddy please You got the toys and inclination Too bad for me Your blue-pill doc is on vacation It helps when you can get it up, let's make out 'til you get it up, and do me hard Just do me hard, baby Lollipop Dress me up, make me lick it A riding crop I'll be a victim, that's the ticket Tap it, slap it how you wanna Call me girl or call me mom I'll getcha done, make you cum baby Vulcanizer, rub-her, vulcanizer You're a vulcanizer, oh tie me tighter oh You're a vulcanizer baby You and rubber! You and rubber! Vulcanizer vulcanizer vulcanizer (vulcanizer!) Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) You got me goin' I'm wet and moanin' I wanna do it Vulcanizer Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) You say I'm horny I know you're horny! So let's get to it Vulcanizer Maybe if we met offline in the real world (Vulcanizer, vulcanizer, vulcanizer, vulcanizer) I could get off good, and maybe I would be your girl, but I won't if we don't Vulcanizer, rub-her, vulcanizer You're a vulcanizer, oh tie me tighter oh You're a vulcanizer baby You and rubber! You and rubber! Vulcanizer vulcanizer vulcanizer (vulcanizer!) Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) You got me goin' I'm wet and moanin' I wanna do it Vulcanizer Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) You say I'm horny I know you're horny! So let's get to it Vulcanizer Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah) You know just what I want (ah-ah) Vulcanizer, rub-her, vulcanizer You're a Vulcanizer Oh Vulcanizer oh You're a Vulcanizer, baby Now, feel free to post your own versions of Britney songs or change this one.

eri -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/21/2008 10:21:10 AM)
What is a vulcanizer? (Is this a Star Trek D/s thing that I am just not getting?)

LumusandtheLady -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/21/2008 10:34:56 AM)
From Dictionary.com: vulcanizer nounsomeone who vulcanizes rubber to improve its strength and resiliency However in this case, we could use the term to apply to someone who plays with rubber and latex. [;)] Nothing to do with Star Trek.

VirginPotty -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/21/2008 10:58:25 AM)
You have waaaaayyyyy too much time on your hands. Get a hobby!![8\|]

LumusandtheLady -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/21/2008 11:08:14 AM)
[sm=tongue.gif] [sm=sodoff.gif] [sm=tongue.gif] Yer just jealous..... let's see YOUR best efforts, missy! Rain°

VirginPotty -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/21/2008 11:09:01 AM)
[sm=sad.gif]That was my "best effort"

LumusandtheLady -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/21/2008 11:16:26 AM)
Uhhhh, I've seen some of your "songs". You do some pretty some good work, Potsie.... Why not post them here since this is what Lumus intended the thread for? [;)]

VirginPotty -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/21/2008 11:17:30 AM)
Well...........HELL, you didn't say THAT! [8\|] Damn Canadian doofus!

LumusandtheLady -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/21/2008 11:21:01 AM)
"Can you feel the love tonight......?" Oh wait, that's Potty's breath...... That's what happens when I'm just the middle-man. Errrr, middle-woman. Besides, this is P&RS..... how the hell do you hijack something here? Song parodies are RIGHT ON TOPIC here! As stated from the OP!!!! [:D] Feel better?

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/21/2008 1:39:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady Vulcanizer (sung to the tune "Womanizer" by Britney Spears) Sorry to be a party pooper, but you ish wrong... According to one source (Brit's site hasn't posted lyrics for her latest album, Circus, yet, as far as i know... i braved that territory for you, tyvm! snort), Brit did not write that song. Actual writing (and producing) credits go to these guys. Yes, i was bored and had some extra time to spare, so sue me. (Life? What life?) [8D]

beargonewild -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/21/2008 3:31:15 PM)
Daddy in A Bottle (sung to the music of Genie In A Bottle) Oh... I feel like I've been locked up tight For a century of lonely nights Waiting for Master To release me You're cracking the whip and throwing paddles my way But that just means I'm gonna stay Daddy daddy daddy (baby, baby, baby) Oh wow... My body says go slow Oh whoa... But my heart is saying yes (yes) If you wanna play with me, baby There's a price you pay I'm a sadist in black leather You gotta please right away If you wanna submit to me I can make your wish come true You gotta make a big impression You gotta beg for what I do Oh wow... My body says go slow Oh whoa... But my heart is saying yes (yes) The dungeon's ready and the lights' down low A few more swats and then we're good to go Waiting for submissives Who craves me Strobe lights blinking at the speed of light That just means you'll be beat tonite Slutty baby, baby (slutty, baby, baby) Oh wow... My body says go slow Oh whoa... But my heart is saying yes (yes) If you wanna play with me Baby, your flesh's the price to pay I'm your sadist in a bottle You gotta beg me just the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your fantasy come true Come and kneel in front of me Before I consider you I'm a Daddy in a bottle, baby Gotta beg for it the right way, honey I'm a Master in your dreams, baby Come, come, come and let me out Oh wow... My body says go slow Oh whoa... But my heart is saying yes (yes) If you wanna play with me Baby, your flesh's the price to pay I'm your sadist in a bottle You gotta beg me just the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your fantasy come true Come and kneel in front of me Before I consider you If you wanna play with me Baby, your flesh's the price to pay I'm your sadist in a bottle You gotta beg me just the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your fantasy come true Come and kneel in front of me Before I consider you I'm a Daddy in a bottle, baby Come, come, come and really beg for it.

LumusandtheLady -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/22/2008 5:09:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Sorry to be a party pooper, but you ish wrong... According to one source (Brit's site hasn't posted lyrics for her latest album, Circus, yet, as far as i know... i braved that territory for you, tyvm! snort), Brit did not write that song. Actual writing (and producing) credits go to these guys. Yes, i was bored and had some extra time to spare, so sue me. (Life? What life?) [8D] grins I never said she wrote it, just that it was by her, meaning as in she sang it since it seems to be popular. (I don't have a life either so I can nit-pick on the details of semantics on the OP......) [:D] Rain°

LumusandtheLady -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/22/2008 6:47:28 AM)
I can so relate some days when it comes to being bored, dream! And bear jes rox! [:D]

sujuguete -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/22/2008 6:58:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Yes, i was bored and had some extra time to spare, so spank me. (Life? What life?) [8D] Fixed it for ya. [sm=whap.gif]

LumusandtheLady -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/22/2008 7:09:11 AM)
begins delivering spankings liberally HEY HOLLY, WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS PADDLE YOU HID ON JIM, WHERE DO I PUT IT?

camille65 -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/22/2008 10:09:04 AM)
Wow I couldn't begin to tell you a single song she sings, much less be able to change the lyrics! I'm all old and outta touch I guess. [:(]

LumusandtheLady -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/22/2008 10:20:25 AM)
[sm=highfive.gif] No, it shows you have good musical taste and knowledge, Camille. So stop fretting! Rain°

beargonewild -> RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions (11/22/2008 1:12:13 PM)
Smack Me With Your Best Whip (sung to Hit Me With Your Best Shot) ~dedicated to all the SAMs~ You think you're the real tough Dom with a bad history Of breaking little subbies, like you see in me That's o.k., lets see how you prove it Put me in the cuffs, lets get down to it! Smack me with your best whip! Why dont you beat me with a cane! Hit me with your best shot! Pound away! You come on with an attitude, you bitch and swear yea whatever, don't think I care! Knock me down, cause you think you're tough Just laugh right in you're face again! Hit me with your best shot! Why dont you whip me with your best shot! Give me your your best shot! Flog away! You think you're the real tough Dom with a bad history Of breaking little subbies, like you see in me Before I carve another notch in my leather cuff You better make sure you can act just as tough Paddle me with your best shot! Come on, smack me with your best shot! Hit me with your best shot! Flog away! Smack me with your best whip! Why dont you beat me with a cane! Hit me with your best shot! Pound away!

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