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Speeding Ticket - 11/21/2008 11:57:18 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		A lot of you may have already seen this, since it's on Failblog...

but for those who DONT check that site.... FAIL


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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/22/2008 6:37:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		  Somebody gave that person a driving license??

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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/22/2008 6:45:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		      I wonder if it was an honest accident or done deliberately? Oh man, would I love to know the follow-up on that one!!

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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/22/2008 9:37:13 AM   
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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/22/2008 9:43:11 AM   
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the video works just fine......LOL.....good one GT

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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/22/2008 11:16:27 AM   
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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/22/2008 12:10:31 PM   
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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/22/2008 12:49:11 PM   
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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/22/2008 1:00:45 PM   
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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/22/2008 3:57:32 PM   
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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/22/2008 4:04:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		If it was done on purpose, that's gonna be 1 heckuva fine.  If it was an accident, it's gonna be damn tough to explain...

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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/22/2008 4:12:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't think it was on purpose. As incredibly brain dead as doing that in the first place was, listen and you can hear the engine continuously bump up against the rev-limiter ... the guy was such a mental midget he never took his foot off the gas even after the accident!

Always remember, half the people are below average intelligence! However, *this* guy is a real "curve buster".

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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/23/2008 11:51:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

A lot of you may have already seen this, since it's on Failblog...

but for those who DONT check that site.... FAIL



What... the... hell...

Was this a mistake or did they guy do it on purpose?

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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/24/2008 12:27:52 AM   
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I'm not sure what there even is to say... 


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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/24/2008 5:59:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Thunderbird56

I don't think it was on purpose. As incredibly brain dead as doing that in the first place was, listen and you can hear the engine continuously bump up against the rev-limiter ... the guy was such a mental midget he never took his foot off the gas even after the accident!

Always remember, half the people are below average intelligence! However, *this* guy is a real "curve buster".



  Naybe he was trying to drive back down and escape.

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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/24/2008 6:19:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		im sooooo glad i finally looked at that....omgomgomgomg....shit now i have to change my pants again...damn you Greedy....damn you!

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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/24/2008 9:33:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Riding along in my automobile..I  see an idiot at the wheel..Cop flagged him on the  mile, my imagination running wild. Fool shifted into Reverse Gear .. He ain't getting out of here  All Hail Darwins Roll... Left his freedom at the pole...

Someone please explain to me How in the name of Kangaroo Jack he got his rear end UP on the cop car..His rear wasn't that high and Cop cars are NOT Indy Low.

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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/24/2008 11:11:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		That was funny GT!

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RE: Speeding Ticket - 11/24/2008 4:43:14 PM   
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Excuse me sir, would you mind blowing in to this?



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