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Men do remember anniversaries - 11/22/2008 11:15:21 AM   
rozenwyn


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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. 
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him and finds him 
sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. 

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. 
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. 
'Why are you down here at this time of night?' 

The husband looks up from is coffee,    'Do you remember 20 years ago 
when we were dating, and you were only 16?', he asks solemnly. 

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring 
and sensitive.  'Yes, I do,' she replies. 

The husband paused.  The words were not coming easily.
'Do you 
remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?' 

'Yes, I remember,' said his wife, lowering herself into a chair 
beside him. 

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in 
my face and said,   'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to 
jail for 20 years?' 

'I remember that, too,' she replied softly. 

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said ..
  'I would have gotten out today.'
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RE: Men do remember anniversaries - 11/23/2008 1:26:07 AM   
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oh ouch

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RE: Men do remember anniversaries - 11/23/2008 5:07:21 AM   
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RE: Men do remember anniversaries - 11/23/2008 8:47:09 AM   
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What?!?  At least he remembered. 

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RE: Men do remember anniversaries - 11/23/2008 6:27:55 PM   
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Oh, that's harsh!!! 

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RE: Men do remember anniversaries - 11/24/2008 4:58:24 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

Oh, that's harsh!!! 

......... but funny


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RE: Men do remember anniversaries - 11/24/2008 7:36:32 PM   
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RE: Men do remember anniversaries - 11/25/2008 10:33:13 AM   
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(sigh) Damn...

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RE: Men do remember anniversaries - 11/25/2008 11:19:13 PM   
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He chose his prison.  

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RE: Men do remember anniversaries - 1/1/2009 2:28:31 PM   
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that's funny

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RE: Men do remember anniversaries - 1/6/2009 4:26:53 AM   
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*snigger*

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