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The jigsaw puzzle - 11/22/2008 11:53:15 AM

rozenwyn

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
as
semble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh,

'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

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RE: The jigsaw puzzle - 11/22/2008 4:18:41 PM

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Ahh, oldie but goodie!

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RE: The jigsaw puzzle - 11/23/2008 1:24:02 AM

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhh what patience is needed some times

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RE: The jigsaw puzzle - 11/23/2008 5:08:56 AM

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i have never heard that one....seriously....

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RE: The jigsaw puzzle - 11/23/2008 7:29:49 AM

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me either! that was cute!

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RE: The jigsaw puzzle - 11/23/2008 6:25:39 PM

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I don't get it....

LOL no... Not really.. I like it...

Did you hear about the blonde that was all excited because she finished her puzzle? It only took her 3 weeks to put it all together... and it said on the box 2-4 years....

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