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Politesub53 -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/24/2008 1:31:34 PM)

Of course subs need to take a full hour. It takes that long to find the clitoris [8D]





PeonForHer -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/24/2008 2:16:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

Of course subs need to take a full hour. It takes that long to find the clitoris [8D]




[;)]  Even with a satnav




MsStarlett -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/24/2008 4:09:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

Of course subs need to take a full hour. It takes that long to find the clitoris [8D]


[:D][:D][:D]  Two points to Polite Sub!




Venatrix -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/24/2008 5:10:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

Of course subs need to take a full hour. It takes that long to find the clitoris [8D]




[;)]  Even with a satnav


You aren't much in the way of worshippers if you can't find the shrine.  Hmmph.




PeonForHer -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/24/2008 5:57:38 PM)

I'm not a worshipper.  I've worshipped at the holy vagina for so many years I feel I've earned the most exalted title of all:

Slobberer.




Venatrix -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/24/2008 6:55:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I'm not a worshipper.  I've worshipped at the holy vagina for so many years I feel I've earned the most exalted title of all:

Slobberer.


Well, that ought to bring the ladies running.  I can't imagine how you find the time to post on the boards, what with all that slobbering.




AlexandraLynch -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/24/2008 7:50:46 PM)

Yes. I do not normally use this style of message board, and find it very non-intuitive for me. I apologize if offense was given where none was intended.




QueenIsis -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/24/2008 8:46:26 PM)

Heh, heh, I'm so sad I joined the party so late!
 
While it may seem mythical that a male can go "for hours", believe me, some can. My ex-husband, for instance, would routinely stay at it for 45 minutes or so. An ex- boyfriend who's now my closest chum can go for three hours; his girlfriend varified this, and I experienced two hours before I had to cry "Uncle". And, finally, another male I know was down there for over an hour and a half, when it got irritating and I literally had to beat him off of me. And yes, I do mean "full force, continuously without a break" the whole time. 

For the most part, I enjoy it long enough to have two or three orgasms, which will take 45 minutes or so in my case. After that, unless he varies what he's doing, I get irritated. Also, in my case, I prefer to be sucked rather than licked (the latter does nothing for me and it would take all night doing it that way), so a male has to worry more about a sore jaw than a sore tongue if he's with me. But again, it doesn't seem to be a problem for the men I've run across.
 
Does a guy who says he can go "for hours" impress me? Not particularly, other than that I'm glad to know he can in fact, stay the course if I deem it to be so.
 
As for mouth-kissing, it depends on the male. There have been guys I've loved kissing, and others with whom I didn't particularly care to. But I think that for the most part, I do enjoy it, but it's not a deal-breaker. And, really, I've never come acrosss anyone who didn't want to kiss me; if anything, I've had to break males of wanting to do it too soon or too frequently. 




PeonForHer -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 12:51:44 AM)

I'm the one who should apologise, Alexandra.   I was only joking - I thought I'd put a smiley in there. I'm sure Tammy realised what you were saying., too




PeonForHer -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 12:53:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Venatrix

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I'm not a worshipper.  I've worshipped at the holy vagina for so many years I feel I've earned the most exalted title of all:

Slobberer.


Well, that ought to bring the ladies running.  I can't imagine how you find the time to post on the boards, what with all that slobbering.


I can do both at the same time, so long as the woman's positioned correctly on my desk.  It's not only females who can multi-task, you know.




MasterFireMaam -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 1:12:15 AM)

Task: He works at it for at least an hour while I time him with my stopwatch. He starts...and I turn on the TV. I've done this with a few. They either get miffed after 11 min or so ('cause I'm watching TV and not giving them the reactions they want) or their lips go numb at about 37 minutes. I've never had a man who could go down on me continuously for an hour, even my BESTest of best lovers.

Master Fire




stella41b -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 5:14:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I'm not a worshipper. I've worshipped at the holy vagina for so many years I feel I've earned the most exalted title of all:

Slobberer.


Ah, the St Bernard method, right?




Venatrix -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 6:37:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: stella41b

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I'm not a worshipper. I've worshipped at the holy vagina for so many years I feel I've earned the most exalted title of all:

Slobberer.


Ah, the St Bernard method, right?


I think we can rename PforH's local church:  St. Bernard of the Holy Slobbering.




OttersSwim -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 6:39:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

Of course subs need to take a full hour. It takes that long to find the clitoris [8D]


Oh come on...you just look under the hood!  Easiest thing for a man!  [;)]




MsFlutter -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 6:45:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: stella41b

....you'd think the experience would be like a bulldog trying to eat a pot of yogurt without a spoon.


LOLOLOL... now I have to clean coffee off my screen (again!)  What a mental image !! Stella - you're just pretty awesome !




OttersSwim -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 7:51:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

Of course subs need to take a full hour. It takes that long to find the clitoris [8D]


Oh come on...you just look under the hood!  Easiest thing for a man!  [;)]



BTW:  For you British folk, that probably translates to looking in the "boot".  If you go looking for the clitoris under the boot, you are gonna be waaaayyy off!  [;)]




Venatrix -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 9:21:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

Of course subs need to take a full hour. It takes that long to find the clitoris [8D]


Oh come on...you just look under the hood!  Easiest thing for a man!  [;)]



BTW:  For you British folk, that probably translates to looking in the "boot".  If you go looking for the clitoris under the boot, you are gonna be waaaayyy off!  [;)]



Oh, Otters, we really are going to have to teach you to speak English.  The hood is the *bonnet."  You go looking for things in the boot, and *you're* going to get quite a surprise.




Politesub53 -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 9:24:35 AM)

 Otter, the hood is actually the bonnet. The trunk is the boot, and as far as I remember, thats the wrong end to look. Anyhow I shall keep searching..

Dearest Venatrix, Its hard to look around the shrine if no one will let me in the main gate Ma`am.
< smiles very sweetly >





Venatrix -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 9:26:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Politesub53

Its hard to look around the shrine if no one will let me in the main gate Ma`am.
< smiles very sweetly >



Then storm the fortifications!  Erm, man the ramparts! Let no one deprive you of your free exercise of worship.




OttersSwim -> RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" (11/25/2008 9:33:43 AM)

That is what I get for trying to be clever.  




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