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tweedydaddy -> RE: Holiday Recipies (11/26/2008 3:36:59 AM)
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As requested by the lads, LadyLove's posse of hairy young manslaves, here it is. Suicide curry.
fry one large onion, add a thumb sized sliced ginger root, add black poppy seeds just for the crackle, add four chopped red finger chillies, two green chillies, and if you are really angry, two diced scotch bonnet chillies, add some butter, a lot of it.
stir in either a full 50g tub of normal curry powder, or mix it yourself, teaspoon of cummin, teaspoon of fenugreek, teaspoon of mustard powder, some dried or fresh coriander, teaspoon of chilli powder, some garlic powder and mix it up before throwing it in.
Transfer to big pan, or start off in big pan in the first place if you don't mind residue at the bottom, add any meat you like, usually in our case five pounds of chicken pieces and a few lamb or pork chops and some diced meat of any kind.
Add any dried fruit that takes your fancy, pineapple and apricot work really well, and a few fresh chopped apples, and two tins of chopped tomatoes, and any fresh tomatoes you have lying around thrown in whole as they burst when you eat them in little flavour bombs.
Cover and cook slowly for an hour, before adding a few chopped cooked potatoes and cooking for about another half hour with the lid off to reduce the sauce, then add a few cloves of chopped garlic and some fresh corander for the last few minutes. serve with rice or chips and naan or pitta bread.
for effective suicide, double the scotch bonnets and stand back when people eat it.
If you get any of this stuff on your clothes, rub a fresh lemon on the stain and get it into water fast, it should come out.
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