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ResidentSadist -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/24/2008 9:07:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Bobby pins – I am afraid those won’t help pick the lock and allow her to escape the cage.  . . . and if I find any, they'll end up on her nipples.


Ohh, I was just amusing myself with the mental image of everhope going all McGuyver with them, trying to pick the lock, but it seems to me that you are fulfilling that whole fantasy for me, by finding a much more entertaing use for them..Resident McGuyver...has a ring to it.

-=The McGuyver Torture=-
Lock slave in cage.
Don’t feed her or let her out for a day.
Leave bag of cookies and bed pan just out of reach.
Leave all kinds of McGuyver stuff in the cage but, none of it will really work!




ResidentSadist -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/24/2008 9:10:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
A bear – as much as I would love you to pack that wild bear in your suitcase, unlike petite greedy . . . I just don’t think he will fit.

I was just thinking that if I was smuggled down your way, I go visit a few other people and spend my time at the nudist beach when you and everhope were otherwise preoccupied! Of course I'd stop by for a chat and lunch or dinner....maybe take notes though strictly for educational research purposes only!  muhahahahaha
Love ya bro . . . you would always be welcome, even in what would normally be private moments for other people.  You can work a camera right? 




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/24/2008 9:22:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Bobby pins – I am afraid those won’t help pick the lock and allow her to escape the cage.  . . . and if I find any, they'll end up on her nipples.


Ohh, I was just amusing myself with the mental image of everhope going all McGuyver with them, trying to pick the lock, but it seems to me that you are fulfilling that whole fantasy for me, by finding a much more entertaing use for them..Resident McGuyver...has a ring to it.

-=The McGuyver Torture=-
Lock slave in cage.
Don’t feed her or let her out for a day.
Leave bag of cookies and bed pan just out of reach.
Leave all kinds of McGuyver stuff in the cage but, none of it will really work!


Dear Resident McGuyver,

Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a slave who desires cookies.  Especially if they are chocolate chip or white macadamia nut.   Many of us are pretty flexible and determined, and with the simplest McGuyverish objects could probably devise a means to obtaining our hearts desires.  Look what we accompish already, with just our brains and our devotion.  But, if it pleases you, I'd love the video feed so I can watch our adorable everhope try!

WinD





zakkan -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/24/2008 10:43:55 PM)

Oh yeah. How about some board games? [:D] Just in case you get bored.




ResidentSadist -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/24/2008 11:31:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a slave who desires cookies

At one time I underestimated my step-slave . . .   hmmm, that does sound odd, perhaps I should explain "step-slave".  When my dad was my age he was rather wealthy.  He “bought” a 19 year old submissive and started a second family.  When I say bought, I mean he paid a foreign attorney thousands of dollars to arrange a marriage with one of the secretaries to the president of Mexico in 1977.   Then he paid this submissive for her term of service.  She fell in love and stayed with him, bearing a child, my brother Erik. 

When my father passed away, his submissive, my stepmother, who is younger than me, asked me to rule the family and if she could serve as my slave.  I took her into my home and my bed.  At the local munch we all stand up and introduce ourselves and/or partners.  I did not think introducing her as my mom was accurate or appropriate so I introduced her as my step-slave.  Which now leads us to the point I can tell my resourcefulness story. 

My step-slave was going through the adjustments in adapting to a new Master and a new lifestyle.  My father was a strict Dom in the D/s lifestyle, but he was not a Master in TPE.  My step-slave was learning to be humble . . . and although she would obey, she could be a little rebellious about it at times.  I would never say that Latin women have a hot temper because that would be stereotyping and we all know stereotyping is wrong. 

I often chain my slave to the bed (or cage them) at night.  It is a practice that has been in place for many years.  The chain is long enough to reach the toilet.  However, it apparently wasn’t long enough to reach the kitchen, which disturbed my step-slave because she was trained to have breakfast very early in the morning.  I like to know where my property is . . . especially when I wake up and want to fuck first thing in the morning.   Waking up alone to find a slave mulling around the kitchen with coffee breath is not appealing to me. 

If I used a key lock on the chained slave, I would have to keep the key 50 feet away from the bed so she couldn’t reach it.  So I used those nifty little combination locks with a 4 cylinder stack on the side of the lock.  A nice lock, not too heavy and easy on the ankle. 

One day I woke up to the smell of coffee and the sound of pans and cooking.  I was alone.  The slave chain was empty.  It lay bunched on the floor with the pad lock open.  I called my step-slave into the room and asked her what happened.  She said she had been working at the combination and finally found one that opened it.  She had that ‘cat who ate the canary’ look on her face.  I told I had used the lock for years and no one ever got it open or even tried with any diligence that I knew of.  She pronounced that I never told her she couldn’t remove  the padlock and the fact previous slaves had not been industrious enough or the fact I presumed it was infallible was not her fault.  I was pissed . . . but she right and she had not broken any rules.  Then she asked me if I wanted 2 or 3 eggs that morning.  I happily ate breakfast in bed with my nekked step-slave and bought a new lock later that day.  I never did instruct her not to pick the lock.  I figure that if the new lock wasn't good enough to keep her chained, she deserved some freedom of movement.  It was a source of entertainment for her and I don’t mind if my slave finds a way to "have it her way" in undefined areas now and then.

Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a slave who desires coffee.




KMsAngel -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 2:10:41 AM)

i was going to say something about the geneva convention and cookies out of reach (oh yeah, and the bedpan too), but i kept reading down and got to the lockpicking saga and couldn't help but chortle and agree about resourcefulness to reach the coffee

*i just got some chocolate macadamia espresso coffee grind, can't wait to try them out*

now REAL geneva contraventions would be to make some luscious coffee and let it waft through the room and put it WAY out of reach - just out of reach will probably have the cage bouncing closer and closer.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 2:14:01 AM)

Oh, wow... can i come for coffee at your house, Angel?  i'll bring some munchies, *nod*, and... and... 




KMsAngel -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 2:21:25 AM)

yupyup.

and if you bring 4 cups of oreo cookie crumbs, there's this luscious brownie recipe i want to try. think it would be overkill with the coffee?

should we send some to everhope before she gets to fl?




ResidentSadist -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 2:27:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

i was going to say something about the geneva convention and cookies out of reach (oh yeah, and the bedpan too), but i kept reading down and got to the lockpicking saga and couldn't help but chortle and agree about resourcefulness to reach the coffee

*i just got some chocolate macadamia espresso coffee grind, can't wait to try them out*

now REAL geneva contraventions would be to make some luscious coffee and let it waft through the room and put it WAY out of reach - just out of reach will probably have the cage bouncing closer and closer.

So you are saying that the Geneva Convention, that was just held on Nov 18, 2008, relative to the Treatment of Prisoners of War which was first adopted in 1929 (last revised in 1949) should include “gourmet coffee” in the Fair Treatment of Non-combatants section?




KMsAngel -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 2:33:28 AM)

i'm flabbergasted that someone hasn't already made sure it was included!

even just "really good" coffee if not "gourmet"

prisoners...."shall in all circumstances be treated humanely, including prohibition of outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment. The passing of sentences must also be pronounced by a regularly constituted court, affording all the judicial guarantees which are recognized as indispensable by civilized peoples."

outrages: not having coffee
indispensable by civilised people: good coffee

i rest my case [:D]




dreamofthemoon -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 2:34:20 AM)

Okay, 4 cups of oreo cookie crumbs it is.  Not too much overkill, i imagine.  And we should make some for everhope, too, yupyup.




djaleksandr -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 2:38:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a slave who desires coffee.


[:D]  That is BRILLIANT!

And this trip sounds like it's going to be lots of fun for everyone! [;)]




KMsAngel -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 2:43:00 AM)

coolies, i'll expect you in the morning? i have the day off and we can start it (around 9'ish or later - a civilised hour) with the good coffee.

how can we disguise the brownies to smuggle them to everhope?




Dnomyar -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 5:45:33 AM)

Does anyone know that Resident Sadist is not really a resident. I don't know if he is an illegal alien from outer space or Mexico. Immigration has not yet figured out how to classify him.




bbfuries -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 5:52:04 AM)

Hey!  Aren't you that actor from "SOAP"?   [image]http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI3NzAxNDgxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzM0OTQxMQ@@._V1._SX100_SY135_.jpg[/image]
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0612321/bio




Dnomyar -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 5:59:27 AM)

Do I look dead to you??  Must post a new pic.




everhope -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 6:18:40 AM)

well Ray, i knew he was not easily defined nor classified, after reading his profile the first time.
 
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everhope -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 6:23:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Bobby pins – I am afraid those won’t help pick the lock and allow her to escape the cage.  . . . and if I find any, they'll end up on her nipples.


Ohh, I was just amusing myself with the mental image of everhope going all McGuyver with them, trying to pick the lock, but it seems to me that you are fulfilling that whole fantasy for me, by finding a much more entertaing use for them..Resident McGuyver...has a ring to it.

-=The McGuyver Torture=-
Lock slave in cage.
Don’t feed her or let her out for a day.
Leave bag of cookies and bed pan just out of reach.
Leave all kinds of McGuyver stuff in the cage but, none of it will really work!


Dear Resident McGuyver,

Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a slave who desires cookies.  Especially if they are chocolate chip or white macadamia nut.   Many of us are pretty flexible and determined, and with the simplest McGuyverish objects could probably devise a means to obtaining our hearts desires.  Look what we accompish already, with just our brains and our devotion.  But, if it pleases you, I'd love the video feed so I can watch our adorable everhope try!

WinD


i hope that i am not boring...but .thinking of escaping the clutches of his mind and hands has not even entered into my thoughts. 




everhope -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 6:27:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: bbfuries

Hey!  Aren't you that actor from "SOAP"?   [image]http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI3NzAxNDgxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzM0OTQxMQ@@._V1._SX100_SY135_.jpg[/image]
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0612321/bio


bbfuries....have you come to play with me and the ResidentSadist?




everhope -> RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist (11/25/2008 6:29:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

yupyup.

and if you bring 4 cups of oreo cookie crumbs, there's this luscious brownie recipe i want to try. think it would be overkill with the coffee?

should we send some to everhope before she gets to fl?


hurry hurry....my flight leaves in 8 days!




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