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ResidentSadist -> -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 6:20:11 AM)

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

More drama than a soap opera and more fighting than Jerry Springer.  I read the first 10 pages and the last 5 pages and I was in stitches.    LMAO

This epic thread posted on 11/18/2008.  Since then it has received 3.6 million views and 86 pages of replies filled with CrumBum defending the honor (and gender) of his pregnant wife with the “aerodynamic forehead.”  The apparent sincerity of his undying love for this woman, his attempts at marrying off her sister, the replying photo mutilations and many custom video responses, including star trek videos of them on the scanner, are all quite entertaining.  His enthusiastic attitude about the beauty of his woman and her family seems almost real and you might think this isn’t an elaborate hoax . . .   He is very consistent with new photos and forum members dug up the mysapce accounts on them so it is very convincing. 
her myspace
his myspace

However, it is an all time record making troll who pulls off a great hoax, the ultimate ‘troll job’ if you will.

On page 1 in the OP he says he “waited until marriage to lose my virginity
On page 4 he says “she was a virgin
On page 1 he says “As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her

According the his myspace page, they got married on October 5, 2007 but the OP on Shredog forum posted on 11-18-08 and the marriage announcement sounds like it just happened. 

So did he really marry the chick in the photos? 
If so, did a years worth of flames on myspace change him into a troll?
Did all that myspace action serve to polish his act and this is an ultimate hoax creating one the greatest troll jobs ever?  

[edit: fixed type-o]




zakkan -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 6:50:36 AM)

If its a hoax, he deserves an award.




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 7:12:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: zakkan

If its a hoax, he deserves an award.

I just don't get the pointy headed balding women . . . so many photos, they look real.  And the husband with a head smaller than his neck . . .   these people look like aliens from a MIB movie. 




Gwynvyd -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 8:32:39 AM)

OMFG

Do you think her half of the family licked the frosting off one side of that twinkie wedding cake?

I didnt read very much nor look for long.. but these poor bastards *must* live in either TX. or AR.

LOL

If it happenes to me true.. gods dont let them spawn.

Thanks for the heads up.. I needed a laugh today.

Gwyn




calamitysandra -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 1:43:39 PM)

The poster admits that it is a trolljob around page 11/12.
However, it seems that the couple and their pictures/wedding are real.




camille65 -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 1:59:56 PM)

They scared me.

(IMO it needs the captive mutes tap tap tapping to really make it the bestest troll thread evah)




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 3:36:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: zakkan
If its a hoax, he deserves an award.

CrumBum eventually admits the pics in the OP aren’t his. 

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/index13.html#post27040585

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/index20.html#post27048613
quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd
Do you think her half of the family licked the frosting off one side of that twinkie wedding cake?

The Twinkie cake cracked me up.   Doesn’t that qualify them for the My Redneck Wedding show?
quote:

ORIGINAL: calamitysandra
The poster admits that it is a trolljob around page 11/12.
However, it seems that the couple and their pictures/wedding are real.
I do photo retouching, the pointy headed bald chic looks real to me.  I saw no pixelation around the edges of her head.  So does her pinheaded husband/boyfriend.




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 3:56:47 PM)

Cant...breathe.  Laughing...too hard.  9...1...1...please?

[sm=anger.gif]




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 4:17:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Cant...breathe.  Laughing...too hard.  9...1...1...please?

[sm=anger.gif]



It is too late to edit the OP.  I should have put a side effects medical alert in it: “Occasionally photos may cause temporary blindness and in rare cases people have broken out in spontaneous terminal laughing (laugh to death).”




GoodFeathers -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 4:40:27 PM)

Ow.  My sides...they hurt.

I feel bad, laughing at these people.  But...the children?  Why weren't they thinking of the children?!

Oh...oh...oh dear...ow...*gropes around for inhaler*

[sm=couple.gif]  love is, I suppose, where you find it...




Vendaval -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 4:43:34 PM)

ah...my stomach hurts from laughing...great find RS....I needed some laughs today...[:D]




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 4:44:24 PM)

RS, you need to add that laughing till you cry and puke is also a side effect.

Just sayin...




GreedyTop -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 4:48:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: camille65

They scared me.

(IMO it needs the captive mutes tap tap tapping to really make it the bestest troll thread evah)


LMAO!




Daddysredhead -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 4:51:36 PM)

Dear lord...  my poor cat thinks I'm possessed from all the laughing.  [:D]




Vendaval -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 4:59:21 PM)

ssshhhh...he's their next-door neighbor, dontcha know!


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: camille65

They scared me.

(IMO it needs the captive mutes tap tap tapping to really make it the bestest troll thread evah)


LMAO!




Sanguinarian -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 5:07:30 PM)

For the love of blood and sanity! I need to go pour bleach into my eyes now....




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 6:22:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sanguinarian

For the love of blood and sanity! I need to go pour bleach into my eyes now....


Bleach won't work... I tried.




MadAxeman -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 7:42:11 PM)

Are you some sort of sadist RS?
Very funny thread.




Lynnxz -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 7:47:40 PM)

LMFAO!

"My wife's favorite part of the night"




zakkan -> RE: -=Epic Troll Thread - 3.6 million views=- (11/25/2008 10:03:33 PM)

At the last few pages there is this GIF image of an african boy surfing the net and coming across the photos. That made me laugh like a maniac... 




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