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Three Wishes - 11/26/2008 3:11:00 AM

MissEnchanted

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Three men -
a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
“I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total“,
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, “I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.”
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.”
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, “I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'?
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says,
“Fill it with water.“

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RE: Three Wishes - 11/26/2008 3:34:28 AM

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Now that was a smart biker, power to him

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RE: Three Wishes - 11/26/2008 4:14:03 AM

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RE: Three Wishes - 11/26/2008 5:24:49 AM

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RE: Three Wishes - 11/26/2008 8:36:16 AM

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<<<SNORT>>> darned coffee in my nose again

Somebody buy that biker a beer

< Message edited by bondagelover1950 -- 11/26/2008 8:41:11 AM >

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RE: Three Wishes - 11/28/2008 6:12:07 PM

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I hate to be a party pooper, but what if it was a Jew instead of OBL ?

If I am to consider Jew jokes tasteless at the very least, I must apply the same standards to this one, as well as the one about the Texan with a similar ring to it, you know it.

Sorry folks, but fair is fair.

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RE: Three Wishes - 11/29/2008 3:15:04 AM

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I agree with you Termyn8or.

It was funny for one second....

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