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FirmhandKY -> Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post (11/26/2008 12:28:25 PM)

Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post

WASHINGTON DC - Ending weeks of speculation and rumors, President-Elect Barack Obama today named Bill Clinton to join his incoming administration as President of the United States, where he will head the federal government's executive branch.

"I am pleased that Bill Clinton has agreed to come out of retirement to head up this crucial post in my administration," said Obama. "He brings a lifetime of previous executive experience as Governor of Arkansas and President of the United States, and has worked closely with most of the members of my Cabinet."

Clinton said he was "excited and honored" by the appointment, and would work "day and night" to defeat all the key policy objectives proposed by Mr. Obama during the campaign.


I thought a little humor might be in order, seeing as some people are calling Obama's first term "the 3rd Bush term", especially with Gates staying on for at least a year .... while others are saying that except for Gates, everyone is a Clinton appointee.

Change we can believe in.  [:D]

Firm




celticlord2112 -> RE: Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post (11/26/2008 12:30:46 PM)

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I LOVE IT!!!!!!!




awmslave -> RE: Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post (11/26/2008 12:38:51 PM)

Where is Monica?  Isn't it time to find her job in Obama administration?




celticlord2112 -> RE: Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post (11/26/2008 12:45:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: awmslave

Where is Monica?  Isn't it time to find her job in Obama administration?

If she gets a job on the White House Staff, she'll need a dry-cleaning allowance!




awmslave -> RE: Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post (11/26/2008 1:46:51 PM)

No worry, Monica can just work as a lobbyist.




celticlord2112 -> RE: Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post (11/26/2008 1:49:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: awmslave

No worry, Monica can just work as a lobbyist.

True, I hear the cigar lobby needs someone....




Sanity -> RE: Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post (12/4/2008 7:09:30 PM)


Obama is transformigating into Bush... especially since he's pushing the idea that more and bigger deficits is the answer to all our problems.

Just keep throwing trillions of printed phony dollars at at the damn thing, and it'll go away.  Right?

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Manawyddan -> RE: Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post (12/6/2008 5:55:56 AM)

I thought this article was very well-conceived, but the parody fell apart at the end, because Obama would never talk trash like that publicaly.

This isn't the first time I have seen humor (both from the left and the right) lose its way because the authors seem to think the idea of public figures swearing is intrinsically humorous.




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