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OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/29/2008 10:11:40 AM

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WELL boys and girls the time is here to make your wish lists but remember with the economy the way it is ol'Santa will be strapped to do his level best..So girls cum whisper in ol' Santa's ear and let me see what I can do for you...The cakes and cookies must be sugar free and my chief elf in charge is making the trip this year as well but I'LL have to watch that horny little fucker,be full of cheer has ol' Santa let you down yet..

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/29/2008 10:23:15 AM

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I want a motorcycle... I don't even care which maker it is, as long as it's 600cc or larger ...

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/29/2008 10:27:56 AM

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Dear Santa Bounty

*snuggles into your lap and buries her face in your....beard....*

...now, what was i saying?.....

forgetful
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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/29/2008 10:52:08 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I want a motorcycle... I don't even care which maker it is, as long as it's 600cc or larger ...

Writting it in my book...

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/29/2008 10:53:30 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

Dear Santa Bounty

*snuggles into your lap and buries her face in your....beard....*

...now, what was i saying?.....

forgetful
perse

Now you must speak up girl, your mouth is full of beard....or some thing lol..

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/29/2008 11:00:29 AM

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/29/2008 11:03:40 AM

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Er, if Santabounty is strapped to do his level best, can I be the one to do the strapping? It can be my prezzie and a motivator at the same time.

*ziiiiiips off*

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/29/2008 11:16:20 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: stormgirl

Er, if Santa bounty is strapped to do his level best, can I be the one to do the strapping? It can be my prezzie and a motivator at the same time.

*ziiiiiips off*

Turns the girl over my knee and turns that lovely ass a shade of red never seen before by man nor beast, for being such an inpertaint little wench smile..

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/29/2008 11:48:21 AM

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ooh, God bless us, every one!

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/29/2008 2:05:49 PM

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/30/2008 9:51:23 AM

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Dear Santa Bounty,

All I want is a moving van heading to Pennsylvania! Although I wouldn't mind a couple strapping movers to load the piano! I am so dreading moving that thing when the time comes.

Thanks!

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 11/30/2008 11:22:09 AM

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Today Santa emailed me. Oh yes... Santa did. I wonder if he saw my sitting on Santa's lap post... But now I have to find out who is behind the beard and knows my real name to boot... Now there is a Santa thread... I am actually starting to like Christmas with all these Santa's runnin about!

I just wonder how much wigglin on Santa's lap I am gunna hafta do being a new home owner and needing a fix it guy too... So while I have to get my wiggle down pat... no mistakes or less than perfect will do... I'm makin my list for Santa to do. (That wiggle better be pretty damn good!)

I need a fridge, a dryer, an electrician too... and Santa... Christmas Eve by a fire might be fun too!

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 12/1/2008 11:23:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: persephonee

Dear Santa Bounty

*snuggles into your lap and buries her face in your....beard....*

<Pushing persephonee out of the way> MY turn in Santa's lap, uh, I mean ON Santa's lap!!

Santa Bounty, I'd like whatever YOU"D like to give me.................

....IF I'm worthy of such a gift......<smiling shyly>

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 12/7/2008 9:21:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: cravesdom

Dear Santa Bounty,

All I want is a moving van heading to Pennsylvania! Although I wouldn't mind a couple strapping movers to load the piano! I am so dreading moving that thing when the time comes.

Thanks!

I'LL see what I can do,how about moving you by sled and reeindeer smiles..

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 12/7/2008 9:22:32 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

Today Santa emailed me. Oh yes... Santa did. I wonder if he saw my sitting on Santa's lap post... But now I have to find out who is behind the beard and knows my real name to boot... Now there is a Santa thread... I am actually starting to like Christmas with all these Santa's runnin about!

I just wonder how much wigglin on Santa's lap I am gunna hafta do being a new home owner and needing a fix it guy too... So while I have to get my wiggle down pat... no mistakes or less than perfect will do... I'm makin my list for Santa to do. (That wiggle better be pretty damn good!)

I need a fridge, a dryer, an electrician too... and Santa... Christmas Eve by a fire might be fun too!

Well girl that depends on how much wiggle is need ed, takes notes...

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 12/7/2008 9:24:21 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

Dear Santa Bounty

*snuggles into your lap and buries her face in your....beard....*

<Pushing persephonee out of the way> MY turn in Santa's lap, uh, I mean ON Santa's lap!!

Santa Bounty, I'd like whatever YOU"D like to give me.....................IF I'm worthy of such a gift......<smiling shyly>

Smiles I have just the 'perfect' gift for you smile,just make sure I have a key as I burnt my butt trying to get down your chimmey last year..ho ho or hoe..

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 12/8/2008 6:44:43 AM

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Dear Santa Bounty,

For this year, I would just like decent weather for when we travel over the holidays.

Snugglefux,

Aylee

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 12/8/2008 10:19:38 AM

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Dear Santa Bounty,

For this year, I would just like decent weather for when we travel over the holidays.

Snugglefux,

Aylee

Well girl, what would christmas be to all the girls and boys if there wasn't a white Christmas,It all depends on which direction you plan to travel..Yes there is a Santa Bounty and he trys to make all wishes come true but holding BACK OL' MAN WINTER ISN'T SOME THING HE CAN DO... smile...

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 12/8/2008 12:21:19 PM

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Dear Santa Bounty,

I'm not asking for anything for me but this wish... I wish that all those here who are spending the holidays alone much happiness and good feelings as they remember those who are important to them.

Peace and good fortune in your travels,

sappa

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RE: OL' SANTA BOUNTY - 12/8/2008 12:35:30 PM

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Santa Bounty,
please may I have some buttons? All my clothes seem to be missing fasteners.

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