Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> Ask a Mistress

Message

pussiboi -> Toilet Paper (11/29/2008 3:50:10 PM)
Obviously, serving as a full-toilet to the point of eating full brown-loaf poses health risks. But...what about slave-tongue serving as toilet paper after Mistress defecates? I know that any amount of brown sugar poses some risk...however, from what i've read, it all seems to come down to the amount consumed. Any thoughts?

Lockit -> RE: Toilet Paper (11/29/2008 4:09:16 PM)
How big does a germ have to be to be posion?

SageFemmexx -> RE: Toilet Paper (11/29/2008 4:49:26 PM)
Huh? Sorry, its not about amount, its about exposure. That's like saying I didn't cum enough to get someone pregnant. It only takes ONE. You best be asking about what they carry--some people don't bother to inform about Hep, HIV, HPV or herpes. Then you need to think about parasites, medications and diet. There's alot more to consider than you think.

Usako -> RE: Toilet Paper (11/29/2008 5:49:43 PM)
Brown loaf...brown sugar...does thinking about human waste as some sort of delicious food help the mind think it any less disgusting? Like taking liquid medicine and pretending it's sweet Kool-Aid? I don't know, after taking Bio this semester at college I am even firmer on my stance that waste products are waste for a reason. The human body is a wonderful thing and works amazing well (usually) and if it deems that piss and poo are things it does not need and is getting rid of them, I think I'd listen to it and not re-enter it into my body nor ask that of anyone else. I don't know the statistics of the germ counts in pee and poo but the body doesn't want it for a reason so I guess I'll take its hint. As said, it only takes one germ or virus to enter the body to make you sick. Of course the amount raises the chances, but one or one thousand can still freak you up.

utopicus -> RE: Toilet Paper (11/29/2008 8:46:05 PM)
This activity is clearly risky insofar contamination is concerned; unless you do it with your partner, that you know absolutely well and for whom you can guarantee their health, it's not advisable. Even cleaning your Mistress after defecating is risky because it's not about the amount of feces you ingest, but you being in contact with it. My suggestion is to be cautious.

stella41b -> RE: Toilet Paper (11/29/2008 9:31:58 PM)
Okay, let's try to explain this another way. A cobra bite can inject up to 20mg of venom into your blood. Of that 20mg, around 4-5mg is considered fatal. Similarly 15mg of venom from a Western diamondback rattlesnake can prove fatal. All spiders are venomous, even the ones in your bathroom. 2mg of tarantula venom can kill you. The active agents in animal venom are enzymes. The human digestive tract is full of enzymes. Enzymes break down food. Enzymes are excreted in faeces together with different strains of bacteria. Your own enzymes won't kill you. A cobra which accidentally bites itself suffers no harm. If you poke your chocolate starfish with your finger, don't wash your hands and eat a slice of bread nothing will happen. If you work in a restaurant or canteen and you don't wash your hands and your hands come into contact with something like rice or meat you tend to cause someone food poisoning. Therefore I would assume that licking even a skidmark from someone else's chocolate starfish you are most likely to end up ill.

Racquelle -> RE: Toilet Paper (11/29/2008 9:35:47 PM)
Maybe this will be simpler: Eating poop is bad for you. If you are unclear on this, go ask your mother to go over it with you again.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Toilet Paper (11/29/2008 9:54:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit How big does a germ have to be to be posion? Dunno, how big is the e-coli? I think if you need a microscope to see it, it can hide in any amount of skidmark (for lack of a better word)

DominaSusan -> RE: Toilet Paper (11/29/2008 10:26:43 PM)
Humans, and many other creatures including insects-cannot complete digest the food that we eat. Thus we are blessed with a bounty of microbial flora to break down our food and enable the GI tract to absorb nutrients. Each person, even individuals within a family, has a unique set of these microbes and while not all microbes are deadly they can make you sick. Thus the admonishment to always wash your hands after using the toilet. Personally, I would refrain from the brown stuff as there is the potential that you could get moderately to seriously ill. Urine on the other hand is sterile right out of the ‘spigot’. Your play partner would know if there was anything growing-urinary track infections hurt like hell. However, check if your play partner has taken any medications as these are passed on through the urine. Live it up-but be careful with the brown loaf-it’s got all kinds of things in it.

Aszhrae -> RE: Toilet Paper (11/29/2008 11:33:10 PM)
After speaking with my doctor concerning anal play. it was suggested that even if you or your partner are not intimate with other people, it is still suggested a good cleaning, including an enema and/or douche can be very helpful in lowering the risk. As for being used as a toilet, even if you know your partner, I still wouldn't risk possible sickness, infection or even the worst case scenario, pushing up daisies. Would it really be worth it being used as a toilet? There are some limits that should not be crossed. Unless of course you see perceive your self as being the human equivalent of a dung beetle.

Lockit -> RE: Toilet Paper (11/30/2008 11:48:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit How big does a germ have to be to be posion? Dunno, how big is the e-coli? I think if you need a microscope to see it, it can hide in any amount of skidmark (for lack of a better word) Hehe... that was my exact point!

hellfarmer -> RE: Toilet Paper (12/2/2008 5:33:05 AM)
What sound does a bell made of poop make? DUUNNGGG! Yes of course everyone on here is right about the health risks involved in eating poop. Perhaps Mistress will find your ensuing illness as part of your devotion to her and reward you by letting you go to the doctor.

stella41b -> RE: Toilet Paper (12/2/2008 7:51:59 AM)
toiletslave4domme: Please Miss, I'd like to be your slave. MistressNastyFace: Bog off!!!!

chezzy71 -> RE: Toilet Paper (12/2/2008 8:16:26 AM)
What happened to using just plain old Scott Bathroom Tissue??Or for you delicate derrieres out there...Mr.Whipple would gladly sell you a 4 pack of Charmin.

OttersSwim -> RE: Toilet Paper (12/2/2008 8:53:50 AM)
Mr. Whipple: "Don't squeeze the submissive...no wait...Please squeeze the submissive..." [;)]

mummyman321 -> RE: Toilet Paper (12/2/2008 9:02:14 AM)
Okay, I just had to laugh at this. I have not heard the term skid mark since high school. And boy does that bring back bad memories.

LaTigresse -> RE: Toilet Paper (12/2/2008 9:23:55 AM)
Heck, I thought there was going to be a debate over brand, or fold or wad, orrrr....over or under. I am heartbroken.

GigglingGoddess -> RE: Toilet Paper (12/3/2008 2:31:24 PM)
Over for sure, makes it easier to tear off. and I'd say wadding is better. Brand doesn't matter if it's soft enough. Back on topic, eating poo is probably bad for you.

CatdeMedici -> RE: Toilet Paper (12/3/2008 7:03:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pussiboi Obviously, serving as a full-toilet to the point of eating full brown-loaf poses health risks. But...what about slave-tongue serving as toilet paper after Mistress defecates? I know that any amount of brown sugar poses some risk...however, from what i've read, it all seems to come down to the amount consumed. Any thoughts? actually 99% of the time it comes down to fantasy crashing into the wall of reality--it seldom comes to fruition. Why don't you have Mistress buy one of those gag piles of poop, you can lick that, be safe and fulfill a fantasy--germ and puke free.

Page: [1]

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

2.734375E-02