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MsLadySue -> A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 5:03:33 PM)

I couldn't resist sharing this wonderful email with my sisters here in the forums.
In addition to this charming *request* from a supposed submissive, he provided two naked pics.  LOL  He must have been having a boring Friday evening, or this email  proves why he hasn't a date.


Hey c**t-   (the word was spelled out)

I am horny and want to see you on cam.

Either send me some pics of you naked or get on your webcam.

I am waiting.




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 5:16:39 PM)

Oh hey...
 
I got that exact same email (complete with charming photos) last night.  I reported him.  Twice.  Once for vulgar photos, the other for vulgar language.  Then I blocked him. 
 
And male subs wonder why dominant women don't want to talk to them when we get dozens of these a week.




MsLadySue -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 5:19:32 PM)

I expected I wouldn't be the only recipient of this twit's request.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 5:19:37 PM)

I haven't gotten that one yet~  Wonder why? [8|]




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 5:23:22 PM)

Because they haven't called your number at the DMV? 




chamberqueen -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 6:14:26 PM)

Was he at least good looking?




MsLadySue -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 6:23:13 PM)

No not in the least. A total waste of my time.  LOL




WyldHrt -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 6:41:22 PM)

... and from the other side of the lash, I just got this charming missive:

Hello there...such a shame to hear that a sub yearning to be a slave is without a Dominate Master...
yes i am forward but i know what i want and get usually what i desire...
what are you wearing for me now?
as i can not wait to control and own you...for you to start your new life...
 i am the missing link that you need.

I'm yearning to be a slave? What profile was THIS twit reading?? [8D]




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 8:01:43 PM)

What?  Didn't you know that "crochet" is the secret code word for "enslave me"?
 
Oops...hope they don't take away my Twue Dominate membership card.




DrkJourney -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 8:09:32 PM)

oooook....I know who this is...lol

he sent me two emails last night, but I always check history before I open an email and since he had sent something like that in the past, complete with those stupid pics, I just deleted them without reading.

Well at least I feel a little better, thought he was just harrassing me, didn't know I was in a club....lol  




DrkJourney -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 8:10:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

What?  Didn't you know that "crochet" is the secret code word for "enslave me"?
 
Oops...hope they don't take away my Twue Dominate membership card.


Love your avitar SylvereApLeanan......LOL   We're twins.....LOL




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 8:16:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DrkJourney

Love your avitar SylvereApLeanan......LOL   We're twins.....LOL


LOL.  Back at ya!  We're soul sistahs.  [;)]




Lockit -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 8:23:24 PM)

I got the same email.  I responded.  You are 29 and look like that?  Sorry not good enough for this c**t... lose some weight... grow some cock that isn't crooked and we might talk.

Hey he called me a c**t. 

So he emails back... Sugar tits why do you still have your clothes on?

By this time I figure he wants to be humiliated... so... respond and tell him because he was so darned cute.  And blocked him.  Had I known he was a multiple domme abuser I would have reported him. lol  I did decide to never respond to any email I didn't like in the future. lol




DrkJourney -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 8:30:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

quote:

ORIGINAL: DrkJourney

Love your avitar SylvereApLeanan......LOL   We're twins.....LOL


LOL.  Back at ya!  We're soul sistahs.  [;)]



heeeeeey....I looked at your profile after I sent this....wtf?  how come you're the twin that got all the looks????  what a gip!  [sm=friends.gif]




WyldHrt -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 8:41:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan
What?  Didn't you know that "crochet" is the secret code word for "enslave me"?
 Oops...hope they don't take away my Twue Dominate membership card.

If that's twue, I don't even want to know what he made of "beading" [:'(]
I don't think you're in any danger of losing your Twue Dominate card, Syl. [;)]
(why do these guys always screw up the Dominant/Dominate thing, anyway? It's like a blazing neon "I have NO clue" pasted on their foreheads, lmao)




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 8:47:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DrkJourney
heeeeeey....I looked at your profile after I sent this....wtf?  how come you're the twin that got all the looks????  what a gip!  [sm=friends.gif]


Not true!  You got your fair share too.  We just appeal to different appetites.  We're a smorgasboard.  [sm=oddballs.gif]




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 8:50:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan
What?  Didn't you know that "crochet" is the secret code word for "enslave me"?
 Oops...hope they don't take away my Twue Dominate membership card.

If that's twue, I don't even want to know what he made of "beading" [:'(]


I could tell you...but then I'd have to kill you.
[sm=pushed.gif]




WyldHrt -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 8:53:13 PM)

You like me too much to kill me. Cut out my tongue? Maybe. Drip hot wax over me and beat me til I scream, definitely. Kill me? Nahhh.... [:D]




xxblushesxx -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 9:03:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt
such a shame to hear that a sub yearning to be a slave is without a Dominate Master...

 i am the missing link that you need.


He is the missing link?
Hmmmm.....
(you can always tell when people have absolutely no education, either self-directed or otherwise.)
Well, I'm sure he's quite the "dominate"...[8|][:-]




WyldHrt -> RE: A chuckle for my sisters (11/29/2008 9:45:23 PM)

I just wrote him back. Hope my reply doesn't get reported to the "twue subbie" committee or I will lose my card for sure. [:D]




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