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sirsholly -> I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 11:39:44 AM)

I just unloaded the groceries from the car and really need to get off my ass and put them away. Well, guess what? I DON'T WANNA!

The kid trashed the living room and i really need to clean it up. I DON'T WANNA!

The stack of laundry is going to topple over and smother the cat...needs washed, fluffed and folded. *say it with me, now*  I DON'T WANNA!

Dinner....I DON'T WANNA!


So...what do you HAVE to do today that you just DON'T WANNA?



VirginPotty -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 11:46:09 AM)

Post in this thread............I DON"T WANNA! [8|]



marie2 -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 11:49:37 AM)

Ugh.  I'm in a total "I don't wanna" mood today.  I spent seven hours driving yesterday, and got my period today (am I allowed to say that here?)    I've been relaxing all day, and I have no guilt.   My only effort today, besides washing 2 cups and 3 dishes, will be to take a shower.  Tomorrow, back to normal.



Lynnxz -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 11:51:35 AM)

I DON'T WANNA TYPE THIS PAPER!

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AngelGeena -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 11:52:40 AM)

I don't wanna do anything besides stay in bed all day cause the list of stuff I need to do is wayyyyyyyy too long.



calamitysandra -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 11:54:12 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

I just unloaded the groceries from the car and really need to get off my ass and put them away. Well, guess what? I DON'T WANNA!

The kid trashed the living room and i really need to clean it up. I DON'T WANNA!

The stack of laundry is going to topple over and smother the cat...needs washed, fluffed and folded. *say it with me, now*  I DON'T WANNA!

Dinner....I DON'T WANNA!


So...what do you HAVE to do today that you just DON'T WANNA?



Make that kids and house instead of kid and living room, and that would be me today.
Oh, and I need to first go and buy groceries before I can start to not unpack them.



MsLadySue -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:02:40 PM)

I need to get some papers together for a lawyer ... I DON'T WANNA!
I need to do some housework ... I DON'T WANNA!
I need to finish sewing my quilt ... I DON'T WANNA!
 
Let's all make an executive decision that today is "I DON'T WANNA! Day" and we get to do absolutely nothing.
We are women, hear us ROAR!  
 
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Edited just because I can 



sirsholly -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:06:50 PM)

ya know...grocery shopping is just one big fat "Don't wanna"

-First you have to write out the list that you never remember to take with you (it will be sitting on the kitchen table...right next to the carefully clipped coupons).
-Then you have to drive there and find a parking space that will not put your car in the line of fire from a renegade cart.
-Then there are the little old ladies that push the carts up and down the aisles with their elbows...making you want to bellow "Stand up straight, damnit!!!"
-Then you TRY to buy what you need, cause the mo-fo'ing list is at home.
-Then...the checkout. This is where you remember every f**king thing that was on the list and did not make it into your cart.
-The cashier tells you the total and you nearly need a change of underwear.
-Unload the stupid food into the stupid trunk...aim the cart at some jackass that THOUGHT they parked in a safe place, and give it an almighty shove.
-Drive home
-Open the trunk to find that every shittin' plastic bag turned ass-over-tin-cup.
Fill empty plastic bags with loose groceries.
-Lug the groceries into the house...past hubby who is sitting on the sofa watching football.

SHEEEESH...is it any wonder we DON'T WANNA!?!?!?



VirginPotty -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:10:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

ya know...grocery shopping is just one big fat "Don't wanna"

-First you have to write out the list that you never remember to take with you (it will be sitting on the kitchen table...right next to the carefully clipped coupons).
-Then you have to drive there and find a parking space that will not put your car in the line of fire from a renegade cart.
-Then there are the little old ladies that push the carts up and down the aisles with their elbows...making you want to bellow "Stand up straight, damnit!!!"
-Then you TRY to buy what you need, cause the mo-fo'ing list is at home.
-Then...the checkout. This is where you remember every f**king thing that was on the list and did not make it into your cart.
-The cashier tells you the total and you nearly need a change of underwear.
-Unload the stupid food into the stupid trunk...aim the cart at some jackass that THOUGHT they parked in a safe place, and give it an almighty shove.
-Drive home
-Open the trunk to find that every shittin' plastic bag turned ass-over-tin-cup.
Fill empty plastic bags with loose groceries.
-Lug the groceries into the house...past hubby who is sitting on the sofa watching football.

SHEEEESH...is it any wonder we DON'T WANNA!?!?!?


www.peapod.com ALL THE WAY, BABY!!!!!!!
When you move MAKE SURE they deliver to your area!



Surata -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:11:40 PM)

I don't wanna finish crocheting this stupid shawl, but I need to because it's driving me nuts.

I don't wanna eat, but I have to because I'm getting too damn skinny.

I don't wanna get up from the computer chair, but I have to because I need to pee.

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow, but I gotta because they're understaffed as it is.



moonvine -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:17:48 PM)

I need to get some kind of holiday fundraiser together for the cats....I don't wanna.

I need to send thank you notes to the people who have given money for the cats already...I don't wanna.

I need to do something other than sit at this computer....I don't wanna.



sirsholly -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:29:00 PM)

i need to give the two yr old heck for flushing mom's bra down the commode...I DON'T WANNA!!!

and i can't...

laughing too hard...



VirginPotty -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:33:30 PM)

Lol, as SMALL as the bra is I'm sure it didn't clog anything up!
Uh, can you actually call anything THAT small a bra?  [sm=dunno.gif]



sirsholly -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:42:52 PM)

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VirginPotty -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:46:32 PM)

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LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:46:35 PM)

I have to call to get the form for surrendering the last of my retirement accounts so that I can pay rent & bills & stuff this month...I DON'T WANNA!

I have to clean & do laundry & put something away today....I DON'T WANNA!

I have to give my knee a rest today so that I can work tomorrow....I DON'T WANNA!



KMsAngel -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:53:42 PM)

i need to find people who wanna work on xmas, boxing and new years day.... DON'T WANNA




LumusandtheLady -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:53:50 PM)

I have to do the damn dishes and take a pile of garbage in the freezing rain/snow/sleet... AND I DON'T WANNA!

I need to make the dumb bed... AND I DON'T WANNA!

I need to clean the apartment... AND I DON'T WANNA!

And I need to do an icky huge pile of laundry tomorrow.... AND I REALLY DON'T WANNA!!!!

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GabrielleSlave -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:57:21 PM)

i have to tidy up the kitchen - I DON'T WANNA!
i have to put the washing away - I DON'T WANNA!
i have to deal with another tantrum from the ex husband and guess what - I DON'T WANNA!

But the biggest thing is i have to wait til tomorrow to be with Sir and i definitely DON'T WANNA!



soul2share -> RE: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! (12/1/2008 12:58:09 PM)

I hafta get dressed.......

I hafta get dressed cuz I hafta go to work for a lousy 5 hours.......

I hafta go to work for a lousy 5 hours in the middle of my day OFF.....

I don't WANNA!  I'm only going in because I'm such a sucker and can't say no when the right person asks for a favor......which was 'sposed to be temporary but turned into a permanent thing!  [sm=gaah.gif]

Holly, it takes me a good two days to finally get all the groceries put away.....fridge stuff first, then I slowly work on the rest of it......is that shameful or what??!!

As for the flushing thing...I am so glad that my beasties haven't figured that one out.....I came home last night to find that someone, probably KB, had knocked the towels off the etagere and into the toilet......his way of saying "Mom, I'm pissed!".....still having angst issues with the new little girl.....but I've found all sorts of things in the toilet in the past!



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