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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 6:39:10 AM

CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
now, where is the line to make you fall in love with all of us'ns?

Too late to form a line sunshine, I already lub all of you lots.

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 7:08:33 AM

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Congrats!

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 8:30:37 AM

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Dear Cali,
i hope at least half the weight of the world feels it has been lifted off your shoulders.
now just wait until the um's all turn 18....then you don't have to even talk to the ex any more if you don't wanna!

may we all find our bliss.

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 8:45:16 AM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Congratulations on your newfound freedom. Now that you are divorced you may enjoy the ex knife holder, the voodoo toothpick holder and these panties. You may want to read this book to make sure your next relationship goes well and wear a pink tool belt if you’ll be doing the home repairs now.

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these are funny, Sir.
reminds me of when i was doing the split thing from my youngests father. at the time, i had a wood stove as the only source of heat and keeping the fire stoked was a major job. it was made so much easier when i saw each piece of wood to be split as his fucking head....needless to say, i got very very good at throwing an 8-pound maul. i always had a nice stack of perfectly split wood.

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:02:28 AM

Dnomyar

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No cali I am not going to marry you. You will have to stay single a while longer.

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:04:43 AM

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Cali! Cali!

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:11:47 AM

CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: everhope
now just wait until the um's all turn 18....then you don't have to even talk to the ex any more if you don't wanna!

Summmmmbitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's 13 years and 3 months from now. Fiddlefuckadamnstick.

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:14:06 AM

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Factoid: Cali could never count that high before her divorce.

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:19:38 AM

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Factoid: Ray is gonna get a smack down of the unsubbly sort if he keeps this up.

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:21:05 AM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Factoid: Ray is gonna get a smack down of the unsubbly sort if he keeps this up.

Cali

<---wants to watch

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:22:26 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Factoid: Ray is gonna get a smack down of the unsubbly sort if he keeps this up.

Cali

<---wants to watch

<---will pay money to see it

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:22:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope
now just wait until the um's all turn 18....then you don't have to even talk to the ex any more if you don't wanna!

Summmmmbitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's 13 years and 3 months from now. Fiddlefuckadamnstick.

Cali

sorry to be the party dampener...Cali
unfortunately, it is the truth.

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:26:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Factoid: Ray is gonna get a smack down of the unsubbly sort if he keeps this up.

Cali

<---wants to watch

<---will pay money to see it

<---will supply the chocolate

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:30:04 AM

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ORIGINAL: everhope
sorry to be the party dampener...Cali
unfortunately, it is the truth.

C'mere you, I've got a roll of duct tape with your name on it.

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:37:39 AM

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would you accept a cord of unsplit oak delivered and shiny new 8 pound maul as my apology?

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may we all find our bliss

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The goal isn't to live forever.
The goal is to create something that will.

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:38:20 AM

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Mmmm Cali is feeling fiesty. The duck tape comment quacked me up.

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:49:24 AM

HotFaerieMama

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congrats!!.. now go and celebrate!!.. that's what i did when i got divorced...

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 9:55:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

<---will supply the chocolate

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 10:18:17 AM

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ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

<---will supply the chocolate

i know there is a box of Godiva Chocolate around here somewhere.....

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RE: I'm Divorced!!!!!!!!! - 12/2/2008 10:21:07 AM

LumusandtheLady

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Mmmmm, have i mentioned that yer my bestest friend in da worlds, ass-holl, errrrrr, holly dear?

Oh ya, baby, Godiva Choccies!!!!

(With the fruit fillings or other ones?)

Rain

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