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PeonForHer -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 10:32:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Hey, I'd actually *want* a fire extinguisher.  You never know when you want to take the fire play kit a travelin'.

After reading this thread, does anybody want to go in on either a vacuum cleaner or some other silly thing to hide under Shatki's tree, just to see what she'd really do to aidan?  I'll bet there'd be great new pics involved, after the carnage. 

From the desk of the imperfect, but ever so helpful Lady Pact.



Ooh, wouldn't it be fun to stay as a house guest chez Shakti over Christmas?  That way you could swap all Aidan's presents for a collection of tailor-made, prime doghouse material.  Lots of parcels all with her name spelt wrongly, containing a) hoover b) cordless drill c) underwear, 100% nylon, much too small, revolting colour d) bouquet of flowers with price tag showing name of local garage still on it e) device for removing unsightly bodily hairs . . .    Superb!  Hours of fun. [:D]



LadyPact -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 10:45:31 AM)

Nah, I'd be found out.  This Santa drinks diet pepsi, and they both know it.  ;-)



ShaktiSama -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 11:43:08 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Hey, I'd actually *want* a fire extinguisher.  You never know when you want to take the fire play kit a travelin'.

After reading this thread, does anybody want to go in on either a vacuum cleaner or some other silly thing to hide under Shatki's tree, just to see what she'd really do to aidan?  I'll bet there'd be great new pics involved, after the carnage. 

From the desk of the imperfect, but ever so helpful Lady Pact.



Lol... Please. As if I would document my crimes for the authorities...

Actually, I am hoping to do some new photography this December, including a new session with aidan. The Seattle Erotic Art Festival is coming up and I'll be submitting some new work to the jury. I haven't tried any BDSM or femdom themes with them before, so this should be a lark.



aidan -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 11:54:06 AM)

We are so going to walk away with that prize. :D

And to anybody interested in sending Mistress and I stuff for Christmas, we accept X-Box games, PC equipment and money orders. [;)]



sirsholly -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 11:56:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: camille65

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

a vacuum as a gift would piss me off. Gifts should reflect the personality of the one on the recieving end...and a vacuum is rather crude.



Seriously??


Yep...seriously.

I would be rather pissed off it hubby gave me something for the home we both share. How would he feel if i wrapped up a bottle of dish liquid?



How about if he gave you a fire extinguisher, Holls? <ducks and runs>


*sNORT*!!!!!!!!!!!![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



CatdeMedici -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 12:37:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JoeVanilla

Beware of the Doghouse - Hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twivg7GkYts


actually I'd be happy to get a dedicated vacuumer.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 1:10:19 PM)

I was remembering the year I got all kinds of tools, including my lovely Dremel with a flex-shaft and all those little drill bits...  The gift that keeps on giving!  (I got rid of the jewelry he gave me, but don't get between me and the Dremel! [:D])

Point was, if someone has an interest, it can be nice to get them something related to it...  fancy food processor, knives, serger...



LadyPact -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 2:01:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: aidan

We are so going to walk away with that prize. :D

And to anybody interested in sending Mistress and I stuff for Christmas, we accept X-Box games, PC equipment and money orders. [;)]


Nah.  I'd rather send stuff that would encourage Shatki's other skills.  Hehehe.



PeonForHer -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 2:07:32 PM)

A book on manners and etiquette, for instance? [:D]

Probably about time I slipped out to the pub for last orders, methinks.



LadyPact -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 2:10:33 PM)

Well, like I said, just trying to be helpful.  Doesn't every good sub want a little play for Christmas?



LeMis -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 2:14:49 PM)

[>:]   Yes!

I received a vacuum for a Christmas present from ex-spouse (which explains why he is an ex).   [>:][>:][>:]



PeonForHer -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 3:31:03 PM)

Yes, LP, every sub - good or bad - probably does. [:(]



ShaktiSama -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 3:46:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

A book on manners and etiquette, for instance? [:D]

Probably about time I slipped out to the pub for last orders, methinks.


Step lively, John Bull. Wouldn't be the first time I whipped a red coat.



PeonForHer -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 3:55:07 PM)

God you've aged well.  Shakti, I'll swear: you look at least a decade too young to have fought in the War of Independence!



ShaktiSama -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 4:19:11 PM)

Honey, I've got ovaries. We're still fighting the War of Independence. [;)]



Raechard -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 4:24:32 PM)

A vacuum cleaner for Christmas, how you say in the US...that sucks.
 
Today Sit-down comedy tomorrow the WORLD. I didn't read the whole thread so if this class joke has been done I apologise to the author of such joke-worthy greatness.[8|]



MsStarlett -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 4:47:50 PM)

Don't worry.  I read the beginning, skipped the middle part and jumped back in today.  Sort of like men with sex.  They like the flirting, skip the foreplay and jump back in for the finale.  



cravesdom -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 4:51:10 PM)

If the vacuum was what I wanted, then hey, that's cool. It's not by the way! I kind of like a mixture of practical gifts with things that are just fun or more personal, but that's me. My ex bought me a cutting board for our first Christmas after we got married. I know he bought me a few other things too, but darned if I can remember what those were. The only thing I remember is how upset I was about that cutting board.  His excuse? We needed one. What did I give him that year? A Yamaha keyboard that he had been wanting for quite some time.



Raechard -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 4:52:44 PM)

Foreplay is a very loose undefined term and for convenience let us call it 'The restaurant' or ‘The bunch of flowers’[8|]



MsStarlett -> RE: Anyone getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift? (12/6/2008 4:56:19 PM)

*giggle*  So charming to meet you, Raechard.  Why haven't I noticed you before?



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