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MistresseLotus -> The Bank Robbery (12/2/2008 8:51:37 AM)

An armed and hooded robber bursts into the  Bank of Ireland and forces
the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Irish customer grabs
the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation!

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.

One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks over
and calmly shoots him in the head also. Everyone by now is very scared
and looking down at the floor.

Did anyone else see my face?' calls the robber.

There is a few moments silence then one elderly Irish gent,
looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:

'I think me wife may have caught a glimpse ....'



MadAxeman -> RE: The Bank Robbery (12/2/2008 8:55:06 AM)

And they call them slow.
Very good.



MistresseLotus -> RE: The Bank Robbery (12/2/2008 9:15:39 AM)

I do love the Irish.  I know I can die in peace for I have been to Ireland :)



BlackPhx -> RE: The Bank Robbery (12/2/2008 5:17:04 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

Really cute and I hope to one day get to Ireland..

poenkitten



MistresseLotus -> RE: The Bank Robbery (12/2/2008 6:25:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

Really cute and I hope to one day get to Ireland..

poenkitten

It was a once in a lifetime thing.  My husband was going there on business and as long as we paid for my ticket.. I could go along.  It was two weeks of heaven in Dublin.  I took my tarot cards with me and read for the houskeeping ladies and once in a local pub.  The place felt like home.  Their sense of humor is wonderful :)



persephonee -> RE: The Bank Robbery (12/2/2008 8:58:21 PM)

[:D]



BlackPhx -> RE: The Bank Robbery (12/3/2008 7:58:15 AM)

Hmmmmm...well i don't think we will get there on business unless it is mine, but it is one place I have always wanted to go..Of course that means that we will (hopefully) have to pay for 3 adults (Master, self and a slave if we have one) and any others attached to the family. Maybe, GT will be there by then and she will save us from hotels if I promise to cook and the slave cleans. Heck..maybe someone will host us in exchange for such services. I promise gustatory delights and much laughter.

poenkitten



satisfied -> RE: The Bank Robbery (12/5/2008 2:34:01 PM)

LMAO! that's just not right!



ChainGoddess -> RE: The Bank Robbery (12/5/2008 2:46:55 PM)

I know I am biased,  but we do have a beautiful country.    Come on over and enjoy the Guinness,  the craic, the music and  the countryside.   We could have the first cm meeting in Ireland.   Sounds like a plan to aim for.  


Great joke btw.  



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