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LumusandtheLady -> So My fly was open today... (12/2/2008 1:55:36 PM)

...what a wonderful thing to notice on the elevator.  [8D]

Fortunately, nothing was hanging out, since I was helping move lumber and surrounded by grubby muscle boys.

[Sorry, bear, you missed it.]

So, anyone else have a potential disaster averted recently?

~ SuperDom






soul2share -> RE: So My fly was open today... (12/2/2008 2:02:13 PM)

Well, considering that you just posted about tents, I hope the situation has been fixed!

And no, I'm perfect, and have no such disasters happen to me!




LumusandtheLady -> RE: So My fly was open today... (12/2/2008 2:04:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

Well, considering that you just posted about tents, I hope the situation has been fixed!

And no, I'm perfect, and have no such disasters happen to me!


One word: boots.




LaTigresse -> RE: So My fly was open today... (12/2/2008 2:05:16 PM)

Recent disaster..hmmmmmmmmm.

Almost forgot to make mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving! Does that count?

I did have a zipper on a pair of jeans blow out last week but I was wearing a shirt long enough to hide it so that really was a none issue.

Sorry, I just cannot be of much help here.

OH WAIT!!!!!! I came to work today with ONLY a pair of earrings on! No rings, bracelets, or necklace!

I feel naked.




LumusandtheLady -> RE: So My fly was open today... (12/2/2008 2:06:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Recent disaster..hmmmmmmmmm.

Almost forgot to make mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving! Does that count?


YES!!!

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I did have a zipper on a pair of jeans blow out last week but I was wearing a shirt long enough to hide it so that really was a none issue.


Please tell me this wasn't caused by queefing.

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Sorry, I just cannot be of much help here.


You underestimate the power of the Force, young padawan.





soul2share -> RE: So My fly was open today... (12/2/2008 2:10:41 PM)

oh wait......this one COULD have been one......

I listen to music while working.....I work as a police dispatcher, which means being on a radio......with 4 different channels on a console on a counter.

I was working on putting some paperwork together for an officer.....stapled the corners all nice and neat....put said stapler down on the counter by the radio.  Meatloaf's "paradise by the dashboard light" came up on the puter.....I'm sitting...ok, dancing around, .......singin' my little heart out, and the phone rings....I turn the music down, answer the phone to find one of the assistants on it, asking me if I'm hearing the guys on the radio....I look over, the stapler is sitting on the transmit buttons for channels 2 and 3, the little red "XMIT" lights are lit.......HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!  I knock the stapler over, answer the guys and do my thing.  When the officers were done, I called one of them and begged him to tell me he couldn't hear me singing!  Thank God, it didn't go out over the radio....probably because both buttons were pushed....OMG!!!!  I would have NEVER lived that down.....there's a reason I sing in the shower, and ONLY the shower!  And if they ever install a camera in the radio room, I'm so screwed...I dance about as well as I sing!




soul2share -> RE: So My fly was open today... (12/2/2008 2:12:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady
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ORIGINAL: soul2share
Well, considering that you just posted about tents, I hope the situation has been fixed!
And no, I'm perfect, and have no such disasters happen to me!

One word: boots.


[>:]shup[>:].  OK, fine..and to add insult to injury, some little rat bastard stole them when they got delivered!  Hope they give them blisters!




LumusandtheLady -> RE: So My fly was open today... (12/2/2008 2:13:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

oh wait......this one COULD have been one......

I listen to music while working.....I work as a police dispatcher, which means being on a radio......with 4 different channels on a console on a counter.

I was working on putting some paperwork together for an officer.....stapled the corners all nice and neat....put said stapler down on the counter by the radio.  Meatloaf's "paradise by the dashboard light" came up on the puter.....I'm sitting...ok, dancing around, .......singin' my little heart out, and the phone rings....I turn the music down, answer the phone to find one of the assistants on it, asking me if I'm hearing the guys on the radio....I look over, the stapler is sitting on the transmit buttons for channels 2 and 3, the little red "XMIT" lights are lit.......HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!  I knock the stapler over, answer the guys and do my thing.  When the officers were done, I called one of them and begged him to tell me he couldn't hear me singing!  Thank God, it didn't go out over the radio....probably because both buttons were pushed....OMG!!!!  I would have NEVER lived that down.....there's a reason I sing in the shower, and ONLY the shower!  And if they ever install a camera in the radio room, I'm so screwed...I dance about as well as I sing!


Crisis averted!  Not to worry, citizen, the copies of the videotape your dancing at the reception are well hidden!!!!!





LaTigresse -> RE: So My fly was open today... (12/2/2008 2:16:15 PM)

No. No air movement was involved. They were old and dying a slow death anyway.




LumusandtheLady -> RE: So My fly was open today... (12/2/2008 2:18:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

No. No air movement was involved. They were old and dying a slow death anyway.


As most queefs are wont to do [:D]




soul2share -> RE: So My fly was open today... (12/2/2008 2:44:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady
quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share
oh wait......this one COULD have been one......
I listen to music while working.....I work as a police dispatcher, which means being on a radio......with 4 different channels on a console on a counter.
I was working on putting some paperwork together for an officer.....stapled the corners all nice and neat....put said stapler down on the counter by the radio.  Meatloaf's "paradise by the dashboard light" came up on the puter.....I'm sitting...ok, dancing around, .......singin' my little heart out, and the phone rings....I turn the music down, answer the phone to find one of the assistants on it, asking me if I'm hearing the guys on the radio....I look over, the stapler is sitting on the transmit buttons for channels 2 and 3, the little red "XMIT" lights are lit.......HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!  I knock the stapler over, answer the guys and do my thing.  When the officers were done, I called one of them and begged him to tell me he couldn't hear me singing!  Thank God, it didn't go out over the radio....probably because both buttons were pushed....OMG!!!!  I would have NEVER lived that down.....there's a reason I sing in the shower, and ONLY the shower!  And if they ever install a camera in the radio room, I'm so screwed...I dance about as well as I sing!


Crisis averted!  Not to worry, citizen, the copies of the videotape your dancing at the reception are well hidden!!!!!


HA!!!  Jokes on you...I didn't dance at the reception....I never dance anywhere near a camera, and they were al; over the place!




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