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SpinnerofTales -> A Holdiday Poem (12/4/2008 10:22:44 AM)

With best wishs for surviving the holidays, I present:

The S&M Night Before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
Not a slavegirl was stirring
And that caused me to grouse!
 
The toybag was placed
In my closet with care
For without a sub what use
For such toys was there?
 
So I lay awake,
All alone in my bed
And jerked off to a porno
God, I wished I was dead!
 
And then from downstairs,
I heard stomping and crashing
Like a psychotic crackhead
Come to give me a bashing!
 
So I crept downstairs
To confront this foul mugger
And just for some comfort
Took my Louisville slugger.
 
But before I could smash in
The brains of that crook,
I saw it was Santa
So I hung back to look.
 
He was putting out things
Under my Christmas tree
The tastiest toys
That I ever did see

There were floggers and butt plugs
And stuff that plugged in
Enough to make even
The worst sadist grin
 
But I was not happy,
And I yelled out with sass,
“I don’t have me no playmate,
Shove those toys up your ass!”
 
Then Santa just smiled
And he said “Calm your shit.
I can fix up your problem
Right now, lickety-split”
 
Then he reached in his bag
And he pulled out an elf
Who was dressed in black leather
And he said “help yourself”
 
 
Well that elf was a hottie,
So he needn’t ask twice
As I started to show her,
I was naughty AND nice
 
I whipped her and clipped her
And caned her with glee
Then I bound her most tightly
To my big Christmas tree
 
And all the while Santa
Watched me play with a grin
Till he said “that looks fun, son,
I think I’ll join in”
 
Well we did that elf standing
We did that elf lying
If we’d have had wings,
We’d have done that elf flying!
 
And when we were done,
The elf made us a snack
Which she served nicely kneeling
And went back in his sack
 
Santa said “this was pleasant,
But now I must go
To bring toys to the Masters
To use on their ho’s”
 
But I heard him exclaim
As he rose out of sight,
“You’re a total pervert
And by me that’s all right!”
 




sirsholly -> RE: A Holdiday Poem (12/4/2008 11:26:00 AM)

"Calm your shit"...I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!




lilmissdefiant -> RE: A Holdiday Poem (12/4/2008 3:54:25 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




rozenwyn -> RE: A Holdiday Poem (12/4/2008 3:56:00 PM)

This is even better then the one i have.lol love it!!!




GreedyTop -> RE: A Holdiday Poem (12/4/2008 4:06:38 PM)

Love it!!




Saratov -> RE: A Holdiday Poem (12/4/2008 6:39:35 PM)

Okay, "borrowed" that to post elsewhere so, "borrowed" this to post here. [8D]


Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the town
> > > Her pleas could be heard as her panties came down.
> > >
> > > "Oh Santa, dear Santa, don't spank me, I pray!
> > > I'll be ever so good, starting right from today!"
> > >
> > > But Santa just chuckled, "I've heard that before
> > > From many a bad girl with bottom so sore
> > >
> > > As she wriggles and squirms `neath his hand's hearty sting.
> > > But a promise like that - why, it means not a thing.
> > >
> > > What matters, dear One, as you'll very soon see
> > > Is that you should be spanked across Santa's broad knee
> > >
> > > Till your sassy bare bottom is burning bright red!"
> > > And with that, the old fellow did just as he'd said,
> > >
> > > And proceeded to spank her with all of his might
> > > Till her yelps echoed loud in the cold frosty night,
> > >
> > > And each swat, ringing out like a loud pistol shot,
> > > Turned her soft, round bottom increasingly hot.
> > >
> > > Then, when she'd been hand-spanked with many a smack,
> > > The jolly old fellow reached into his sack
> > >
> > > He produced a fine paddle of well-seasoned wood.
> > > "Now, this is the thing that makes naughty girls good."
> > >
> > > He remarked with a grin. "And I think you'll soon find
> > > How effective it feels on a soft, tender behind!"
> > >
> > > "Oh please, Santa! No more!" she cried in dismay,
> > > But the paddle cracked down without further delay,
> > >
> > > And despite all her protests and wailings and shrieks
> > > It soon deepened the blush on her squirming, rear cheeks.
> > >
> > > Poor Dear how she wriggled but all was vain,
> > > For the paddle descended again and again
> > >
> > > Till her bouncing bare bottom was sizzling and sore
> > > And as red as the costume that Santa Claus wore.
> > >
> > > But at last he relented allowing her to rise,
> > > Hugged her warmly while wiping the tears from her eyes,
> > >
> > > And murmuring, "There, it's all over, my dear!"
> > > Rubbing soothing cool cream on her blazing, hot rear.
> > >
> > > Then he exclaimed, "Well Miss, your sweet bottom so curved
> > > Has had the sound spanking it so richly deserved.
> > >
> > > From now on, I'm sure, I don't need to explain,
> > > If you're good then I shan't have to spank you again.
> > >
> > > But if you are naughty - remember, my dear,
> > > That Santa keeps watch for the whole of the year!"
> > >
> > > Then smiling, he shouldered his bulging big sack,
> > > And sent her away with a crisp farewell smack.
> > >
> > > So she hurried to bed with satisfaction you know,
> > > With a song in her heart and her bottom aglow
> > >
> > > And a sense that all manner of things were all right.
> > > But she slept facing down on her tummy that night!
> > >
> > > hehehe ~The End~




BlackPhx -> RE: A Holdiday Poem (12/4/2008 7:45:19 PM)

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MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: A Holdiday Poem (12/4/2008 7:55:19 PM)

I love these!!




rachel529 -> RE: A Holdiday Poem (12/4/2008 9:21:42 PM)

makes me think of billy bob t in bad santa...




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