RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to holly* strikes again!

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YourhandMyAss -> RE: OL the second in command queen of klutzsecond to holly* strikes again!* (12/6/2008 9:18:24 PM)
playfully giving you the evil eye, yeah you just shut up and sit here and help us other girls who're klutzy stay safe from the secret movement. quote: ORIGINAL: rozenwyn PMPLMFAO ok i'm just gonna shup now... ~makes note to clean her room as she's probably next on the hit list~

rozenwyn -> RE: OL the second in command queen of klutzsecond to holly* strikes again!* (12/6/2008 11:51:03 PM)
well i got plenty of packing peanuts and bubblewrap to do so, along with ace bandages... yeah i really don't have the best of luck and if we manage to fail, i have plenty of the really good painpills to pass around :)

jlf1961 -> RE: OL the second in command queen of klutzsecond to holly* strikes again!* (12/7/2008 6:48:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rozenwyn <.< >.> ok... who else is thinking that there is a secret movement to make subbies accident prone and helpless??? -_- Actually it is a conspiracy by 'inanimate' objects to make it necessary for us to have to make frequent trips to the Emergency Room and to require specialized surgery. You see, these objects are actually sophisticated robots designed by medical personnel so that when we go in to the ER and tell them what happened, they can use it on 'untold stories of the ER' and the medical field's secret version of 'Funniest Videos.' Getting subbies is the first move into the BDSM culture in this little game. Eventually they will be going after doms/dommes with even more treacherous gadgets. The original concept for this devious plan was faulty coffee cups used by the fast food industry intended to spill or fail as people tried to hold them on their laps (or between their legs) while driving (the warning labels are just a ruse.)

purepleasure -> RE: OL the second in command queen of klutzsecond to holly* strikes again!* (12/7/2008 7:11:07 AM)
I'm thinking cleaning your room would be an economical preventative measure to avoid those costly trips to the ER. Not to mention a way to avoid trips, falls, and stumbles that result in not good pain and suffering. It would also give those pesky mice fewer places to hide.

YourhandMyAss -> RE: OL the second in command queen of klutzsecond to holly* strikes again!* (12/7/2008 10:43:15 AM)
purple, they're not in my room they're in the room outside mine, the outer garage pantry, which is ironically very clean, it just also doubles for a storage unit for all our arts and crafts, and THAT is what they're into. All the good tidbits for nesting, like my fun foam, and my teddy bears, and my moms sewing baskets. Which ironically are all encased in a ply wood cabnit, the mice love it. They can eat and shred things in peace and not be noticed. We didn't make the canbits for the mice to use, we want to use them but the mice love them. So next week we are cleaning up everything and packing all my crafts and anything else tear upable away. quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure I'm thinking cleaning your room would be an economical preventative measure to avoid those costly trips to the ER. Not to mention a way to avoid trips, falls, and stumbles that result in not good pain and suffering. It would also give those pesky mice fewer places to hide.

YourhandMyAss -> RE: OL the second in command queen of klutzsecond to holly* strikes again!* (12/7/2008 10:45:01 AM)
Not only to prevent accidents but it's good in the way of knowing where all the shit I want is, and not having to go out an by seconds of the missing things [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure I'm thinking cleaning your room would be an economical preventative measure to avoid those costly trips to the ER. Not to mention a way to avoid trips, falls, and stumbles that result in not good pain and suffering. It would also give those pesky mice fewer places to hide.

rozenwyn -> RE: OL the second in command queen of klutzsecond to holly* strikes again!* (12/7/2008 11:01:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Actually it is a conspiracy by 'inanimate' objects to make it necessary for us to have to make frequent trips to the Emergency Room and to require specialized surgery. You see, these objects are actually sophisticated robots designed by medical personnel so that when we go in to the ER and tell them what happened, they can use it on 'untold stories of the ER' and the medical field's secret version of 'Funniest Videos.' Getting subbies is the first move into the BDSM culture in this little game. Eventually they will be going after doms/dommes with even more treacherous gadgets. The original concept for this devious plan was faulty coffee cups used by the fast food industry intended to spill or fail as people tried to hold them on their laps (or between their legs) while driving (the warning labels are just a ruse.) ahhh they must be improving with mind control devices because a few years ago i got convinced to fight with my front door that was steel and locked (yeah left the keys in the house -_-) needless to say... that was back in 03... i lost the fight... and still have to wear a wrist brace (mainly cause i refuse to leave the brace on for more then a few weeks when i am supposed to let it heal by wearing it for 6 months up to one year)... damn medic people... lol wouldn't be the first time i was the but of a joke

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