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Dom in Training! - 12/4/2008 6:59:47 PM

Carnae7

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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU Can Be The Man of Your House.'

He stormed in to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on,you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that 'I' want.

Afterward, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

And tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director, would be my first guess.'

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RE: Dom in Training! - 12/4/2008 7:48:50 PM

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RE: Dom in Training! - 12/5/2008 2:24:08 AM

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Love it.

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RE: Dom in Training! - 12/5/2008 5:00:11 AM

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RE: Dom in Training! - 12/5/2008 2:13:52 PM

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LOL! that was good!

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RE: Dom in Training! - 12/6/2008 4:19:34 AM

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Some people don't realize that when these types of instructions are given to the wrong woman, the man will almost instantly become a Dom...

Dead
Or
Maimed

For a listing of all newly appointed "Doms" in your area, feel free to check out your local newspaper section dedicated specifically to them...it's called the Obituaries! They are occasionally found in the Funnies section, too.

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RE: Dom in Training! - 12/7/2008 6:38:24 AM

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BWAHAHAHAHA !! I just sent that to 150 of my closest female friends LOLOL!

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RE: Dom in Training! - 12/7/2008 11:15:22 AM

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RE: Dom in Training! - 12/7/2008 2:06:47 PM

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RE: Dom in Training! - 12/7/2008 8:33:55 PM

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