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Toooooooooooo funny - 12/5/2008 5:48:41 AM

IrishMist

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OK, this is just too darn funny.

How many watch GMA in the mornings?
My teenager and I were watching it this morning right before we left for her to go to school....they had a report on there about happiness and whether or not it was contagious.

Anyway.....what floored us was when they said that when a person becomes happy, their next door neighboor has a 34% increased chance of being happy as well; that a friend living less than a mile away would get a boost of 25%; and that siblings living within the same radius would get a boost of 14%

Now, all that is good and fine BUTTTTTTTTTTT....and this is what got us rolling in laughter...........but, they said that A SPOUSE would only get a boost of about 8%

WTF ???!!!!

LMAO

That is just too darn funny

( here is the link if anyone wants to take a peek at it
http://blogs.abcnews.com/health_insider/2008/12/is-your-happine.html

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RE: Toooooooooooo funny - 12/5/2008 6:00:53 AM

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Snicker...IM...of course the spouse only gets an 8% boost towards happiness...They are LAUGHING AT the SPOUSE.

That is unless it is Momma who ain't happy. If Momma ain't Happy..ain't NOBODY Happy.

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RE: Toooooooooooo funny - 12/5/2008 6:50:54 AM

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hmmm...but if hubby isn't happy...his wife has a 100% change of being miserable. Now how is this fair?

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RE: Toooooooooooo funny - 12/5/2008 7:27:54 AM

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Of course, if the unhappy spouse leaves the house for the day, then the remaining spouse's happiness quotiant goes up exponentially, based on projected length of time gone from said house.

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RE: Toooooooooooo funny - 12/5/2008 7:37:17 AM

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That is easy to answer Holly...

If Hubby ain't happy and makes his wife 100% unhappy long enough he will find himself trying to be happy with 50% of his stuff.

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