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satisfied -> Betty Crocker (12/5/2008 2:19:29 PM)
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A newly wed couple just bought their first house. The wife soon began to discover things that were wrong with it. One day she asked her husband if he would fix a leak under the kitchen sink and he replied, "What do i look like? A Plumber?" A few days later she asked him if he would fix a loose board on the porch and he replied, "What do i look like? A Carpenter?" This continued for quite some time until one day the husband came home from work and everything was fixed. He looked at his wife amazed and asked how she got it all done. She explained that she had met their new neighbor and he had told her that he would fix everything for her. All she had to do was bake him a cake or have sex with him. Her husband was excited, he said, "Well what kind of cake did you make him?"
Her reply?
"What do i look like? Betty Crocker?"
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