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stella41b -> RE: BDSM - lifestyle or religion (12/7/2008 12:09:55 AM)
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MODERATORS 1
1. In the beginning a dominant created Collarme. 2. And the site was without form. And there was a void in the Internet. 3. And a Goddess spoke out and said,'Let there be profiles.' And there were profiles. 4. And the Goddess saw that there were profiles and so it came to pass that the profiles were separated from the message boards and into being came Collarchat.
5. And the Goddess said 'Let there be sections in Collarchat..' And so there were sections, General BDSM Discussion, Ask A Mistress, Ask A Master, Ask a Submissive, Ask a Switch and so on. 6. And the Goddess created dominants, and submissives, and slaves, and switches, and the dominants in turn became male doms and female dommes. 7. And the dominants created profiles, and the submissives created profiles, and the switches created profiles, as did the slaves. 8. And the dominants, submissives and others wandered freely through the site. 9. And as they wandered through the message boards on Collarchat threads were created in all of the sections.
10. And on the evening of the fourth day uploaded photos were approved. 11. And the Goddess looked on, and was pleased. 'Be blessed and find each other' she said, 'And go forth and multiply.' 12. And threads were being created, and all the dominants, submissives, slaves and switches discussed topics common to BDSM in harmony, and peace, and beauty.
13. And on the sixth day in the evening the Goddess created the Casual Banter section, with the Off Topic section and humour. 14. And in the evening the Goddess in her wisdom created Polls and Other Random Stupidity. And these sections also saw new threads and postings from dominants, submissives, switches and slaves all in harmony.
14. And on the seventh day, in the morning, just to make things interesting, there came to pass the creation of newbies, vanilla cones, a ranking system, capitalization, slashy speak and third person speech. 15. And the TOS was created and it was decided that the dominant shall seek and control the submissive, and the submissive shall submit to their dominant. 16. And some dominants shall take ownership of submissives and these submissives shall become slaves. 17. And the switches shall either top or bottom just to add variety.
18. And it came to pass that in General BDSM Discussion there was a thread on apples. [I know folks, I know, caffeine shortage here] and there were many postings on this thread. 19. It was known that Goddess had said no negative references to other posters. And girl posted about apples. 20. A fetishist posted suggesting that girl do something sinful and wicked with the apple. 21. And the girl, feeling kinky, did indeed do something sinful and wicked with the apple. 22. And uploaded photos of body parts on which there was a sizeable green dot.
23. And it was asked of the girl and fetishist, 'What is this that you have done?' 24. And the girl said,'I was kinky and the fetishist said that it was necessary, and besides, I felt like it.'
24. And it was said unto the fetishist, 'Because Thou hast done this, there will be trolls, fakes and wannabes released among the profiles, and some will be suspicious of those who are not considered true or real, and there will be a great many form letters, one liners, textspeak and dick shots. And Thou shalt have great tribulations in your search for a Mistress.
25. And it was said to the girl, 'Because Thou hast done this there will be empty profiles, Thou shalt be addressed as slut, bitch and ho and plagued by horny net geeks and one handed typists and commanded to 'kneel bitch' on first contact, and there will be a great many dick pics, and other female submissives and slaves will try to get you to serve their Masters.'
26. And unto the rest it was said,' Because none of you prevented this theren will be many trolls and posters seeking wank fodder, and endless threads on hard limits, religion and BDSM, the differences between subs and slaves, and threads asking why can't I find a female submissive, and why can't I find a Mistress, and many topics for threads will be similar, many will not use the search function, and threads will be brought back from the past eternally.'
27. 'And furthermore you will argue on threads without finding any consensus or agreement, and there will be flaming, and eternally you will have Moderator 11 in your midst.'
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