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The Universe revolves around the earth

0% (0)

The Universe revolves around McDonalds

0% (0)

The Universe revolves around the nearest coffee shop

5% (1)

The Universe revolves around ANY coffee shop

5% (1)

The Universe revolves around a person (give name)

10% (2)

The Universe is actually nothing more than a computer simulation

5% (1)

The Universe is the deranged hullicinations of an insane microbe

15% (3)

The Universe centers on the point of the big bang, the first orgasm.

10% (2)

all of the above

25% (5)

none of the above

25% (5)

Total Votes : 20

(last vote on : 12/11/2008 8:31:35 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )

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jlf1961 -> Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 8:30:34 AM)
Recently, I was informed that the Universe does not revolve around a single person. While I knew the Universe did not revolve around me, I had considered the possibility the Universe revolved around my dog Shadow (well he seems to think so) and was content in that belief. However, in attempt to aid in discovering the truth about the center of the Universe, I have decided to poll the most intelligent people I know, those being the members of these boards.

sirsholly -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 8:34:43 AM)
all of us who are owned by felines know the answer to this.....

purepleasure -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 8:36:03 AM)
Ok, so who has the biggest pussy that the universe is revolving around?

sirsholly -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 8:42:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure Ok, so who has the biggest pussy that the universe is revolving around? Rain

sirsholly -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 8:44:16 AM)
Hold the phone...when i said Rain i did not mean that Lumy was the biggest pussy. Well...i could have, but i didn't. Rain and Pus..er...Lumus have a 15 pound kitty.

beargonewild -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 8:47:08 AM)
Actually the universe revolves around Tim Horton's coffee shop, especially when I'm there having a coffee and donut!

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 8:53:50 AM)
Nope, you're all wrong. My sister is the true Center of the Universe. Just ask her!!

jlf1961 -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 9:00:20 AM)
Actually, considering that I drink an average of 12 cups of coffee a day (so what if my coffee cup holds the contents of a 12 cup coffee pot) I have to say that the universe revolves around my coffee pot.

sirsholly -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 9:13:52 AM)
after 12 cups i would think your center is a bathroom...

stella41b -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 9:20:39 AM)
Actually the Universe, and everything else, revolves around the one way road system in Coventry in the UK. I swear there's a centrifugal force field so strong that some vehicles appear to have been there since 1973.

beargonewild -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 9:31:33 AM)
After much pondering and weighing of all the pros and cons, I have come to the conclusion that the center of my universe is Stella.

stella41b -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 9:39:35 AM)
snort

servantheart -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 9:46:53 AM)
My universe revolves around any place that has coca-cola.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 12:18:02 PM)
my girls are the centre of my universe

jlf1961 -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 1:34:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly after 12 cups i would think your center is a bathroom... Nope, coffee does not seem to have that effect on me. Although I have been told by more than a couple of health professionals that I need to cut back on the coffee.....

Raechard -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 1:44:58 PM)
None of the above.

Raechard -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 1:46:58 PM)
Also are we talking about a gravimetrical centre or the geometrical centre?

beargonewild -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 2:16:09 PM)
Yes.

beargonewild -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 2:17:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stella41b snort WOOHOOOOO I made Stella snort...runs off laughing manically

celticlord2112 -> RE: Center of the Universe (12/7/2008 2:28:17 PM)
My universe revolves around me.

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