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MissEnchanted -> Super Job! (12/7/2008 11:14:07 AM)


A young man goes into the Job Center in Wichita, Kansas , and sees a
card advertising for a Gynecologist' s Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more - 'Can you give me some more
details?' he asks the clerk.

The clerk pulls up the file and says, 'The job entails getting the
ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of
their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private
regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then
rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist' s
examination.

There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go
to Houston, Texas. That's about 616 miles from here.'

'Oh, is that where the job is?'

'No sir - that's where the end of the line is right now.'




SlavesKeeper -> RE: Super Job! (12/7/2008 10:07:01 PM)

haha, thats a good one




sirsholly -> RE: Super Job! (12/8/2008 2:13:53 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




MadAxeman -> RE: Super Job! (12/8/2008 3:30:13 AM)

I used to do that job. It can take it's toll on the nerves. My hands now shake uncontrollably. It cost me the job, but fortunately it also made me highly sought after in private practice.




sirsholly -> RE: Super Job! (12/8/2008 3:31:12 AM)

[8|]




rubberpet -> RE: Super Job! (12/8/2008 4:59:36 AM)

I hear that many gynocologists often suffer from tunnel vision after years of practicing. [;)]




ItalianSMistress -> RE: Super Job! (12/8/2008 6:22:10 AM)

That  one was really cute!!   Made me laugh......




curiousgirlie -> RE: Super Job! (12/8/2008 1:33:36 PM)

think of it this way guys... even 80 old year old grannies do go to gynecologists... [:D]




rubberpet -> RE: Super Job! (12/11/2008 1:25:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: curiousgirlie

think of it this way guys... even 80 old year old grannies do go to gynecologists... [:D]


Ok, you took a perfectly amusing thread and fucked it up with that sort of image.  You should be ashamed of yourself!  LOL
 
I'm ashamed at myself for not posting it first! [:(]




MistressOfGa -> RE: Super Job! (12/11/2008 11:18:19 AM)

whoops, wrong profile!




youngsubgeoff -> RE: Super Job! (12/11/2008 11:20:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

quote:

ORIGINAL: curiousgirlie

think of it this way guys... even 80 old year old grannies do go to gynecologists... [:D]


Ok, you took a perfectly amusing thread and fucked it up with that sort of image.  You should be ashamed of yourself!  LOL
 
I'm ashamed at myself for not posting it first! [:(]


Bro, your losing your touch

note to other live in subbies- make sure its YOUR profile your posting under, instead of your Owners




ChainGoddess -> RE: Super Job! (12/11/2008 11:34:07 AM)

[:D][:D][:D] Excellent 




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Super Job! (12/11/2008 8:27:58 PM)

Ok, question.....  My OBGYN is a man.... And I always wondered if he had a problem with his sex life.  I mean, do you think he can't turn it off, and examines his wife all the time??  Or maybe just gets "tired" of playing with a bunch of kitties all day, and doesn't want to with His wife?  Maybe wifey gets tired of him coming home smelling like other women.... lol  Just wondered.  Never had the guts to ask anyone else these questions.... lol




FourQ -> RE: Super Job! (12/12/2008 2:58:41 AM)

As much as blokes have always had a discussion on the merits of the job, I honestly wouldn't want it. 
There's just too much temptation to not start licking away frantically.




MadAxeman -> RE: Super Job! (12/12/2008 3:15:56 AM)

I'm retired now, but like to keep my hand in.




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