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fergus -> RE: Pure and simple (2/5/2006 9:25:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Evanesce Yanno, I was just at my sister's wedding in AZ, and at the reception I TRIED to get 'em to go for a game of nekkid Twister, but they just weren't having any of it. I had to settle for the chicken dance and the Macarena. [:'(] Where's the chocolate? I need a little kinky fun after all that! Well.... I reckon the nekkid Macarena might be KINDA fun. Could be more fun with two nekkid people locked in tandum with an infinity collar or some such device ;) Would definately make the hand gestures more interesting. There is just NO hope for the chicken dance, though. fergus

Slipstreme -> RE: Pure and simple (2/5/2006 10:05:37 AM)
Oh but why not? I bet seeing someone with feathers pasted all over their body and a few long ones sticking out their rear being "forced" to dance the chicken dance would be a fun thing to see.

fergus -> RE: Pure and simple (2/5/2006 10:13:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Slipstreme Oh but why not? I bet seeing someone with feathers pasted all over their body and a few long ones sticking out their rear being "forced" to dance the chicken dance would be a fun thing to see. lol, well .... since you put it LIKE THAT! fergus

Slipstreme -> RE: Pure and simple (2/5/2006 12:59:35 PM)
Any clue as to why this thread is called Switches Unite! and also Pure and Simple, or is this just a bug in the system? Hell, might even just be me, but I sure can't find the thread Pure and Simple. ......... And back on topic...... I volunteer Fastlane to be the chicken. [sm=lol.gif]

fergus -> RE: Pure and simple (2/5/2006 8:17:29 PM)
Well, it was started as "Switches unite!" and you may notice when you post a reply, that you can also change the topic (which someone did somewhere along the way, perhaps in relation to their post). fergus

Evanesce -> RE: Pure and simple (2/6/2006 5:16:35 PM)
quote: Oh but why not? I bet seeing someone with feathers pasted all over their body and a few long ones sticking out their rear being "forced" to dance the chicken dance would be a fun thing to see. OK. I've got some peacock feathers. Who's gonna volunteer to wear 'em "sticking out their rear?"

Slipstreme -> RE: Pure and simple (2/6/2006 5:35:55 PM)
oooh peacock feathers are pretty. ...maybe I should be the chicken....[:D]

LaMalinche -> RE: Pure and simple (2/17/2006 2:00:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Slipstreme Any clue as to why this thread is called Switches Unite! and also Pure and Simple, or is this just a bug in the system? Hell, might even just be me, but I sure can't find the thread Pure and Simple. ......... And back on topic...... I volunteer Fastlane to be the chicken. [sm=lol.gif] Good. . . the rest of us will nekkid and covered in chocolate playing nekkid Twister in the peanut-butter. This is getting weirder and weirder. Wandering off to ask Alice if anything like this happened to her in Wonderland Eeeek! That cat is grinning at me again. Best, LaMalinche

LaMalinche -> RE Switches Unite! (2/17/2006 2:02:54 PM)
Hey - I just noticed that I am now deviant instead of Twisted. Does this mean I can't play? I will promise to bring an extra cuff. Best, LaMalinche [&o]

SimplyV -> RE: Switches unite! (2/17/2006 2:36:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fergus quote: ORIGINAL: fastlane spanker is a switch? Fastlane is rolling....."I will whip your Ass, and teach you how to not only spank, but how to post!" Fastlane, grabs his cane...and asks, "where is that lil bitch?" fastlane, seems as if both you AND spanker are Doms that own up to the occasional submissive desires ;) Any strong minded switchy women willing to take them in hand? fergus Oh my... I haven't had so much fun reading a thread in ages. Some reason I keep finding those threads where everyone is ripping out each others throats over something or other. grins I'm a switch and I'm proud of it. So.. can I join the soiree? I swear.. reading this thread is like watching "Cheers"... I feel like I know you all already. And dang if that Fastlane doesn't get my Domme dander up... Evanesce when you're done with him (since you have first dibs n all).. I'd sure like a turn.

LaMalinche -> RE: Switches unite! (2/17/2006 2:49:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyV quote: ORIGINAL: fergus quote: ORIGINAL: fastlane spanker is a switch? Fastlane is rolling....."I will whip your Ass, and teach you how to not only spank, but how to post!" Fastlane, grabs his cane...and asks, "where is that lil bitch?" fastlane, seems as if both you AND spanker are Doms that own up to the occasional submissive desires ;) Any strong minded switchy women willing to take them in hand? fergus Oh my... I haven't had so much fun reading a thread in ages. Some reason I keep finding those threads where everyone is ripping out each others throats over something or other. grins I'm a switch and I'm proud of it. So.. can I join the soiree? I swear.. reading this thread is like watching "Cheers"... I feel like I know you all already. And dang if that Fastlane doesn't get my Domme dander up... Evanesce when you're done with him (since you have first dibs n all).. I'd sure like a turn. Sure, come along. Passes the peanut butter and chocolate The more the meerier. Or do you want to wear the chicken outfit instead of fastlane. Welcome to the thread SV. I think that you will like it - there are no ripping of throats. A lot of smart asses, though. (Yes that was a pun. I am feeing punny. Please do not PUNish me. Want to be a new pun pal?) Best, LaMalinche

champagnewishes -> RE: Switches unite! (2/17/2006 4:11:29 PM)
So i can't read...i was in a hurry, both doors started with "S" and i landed here. Damn it's a party! From this sub's viewpoint.......Switches have more fun! neckid Twister chocolate, marshmellow fluff, peanut butter Doms in the dark wet canes Wow...what a difference a door makes. I haven't had this much fun in a long time. (I promise not to tell anyone if i can come back sometime) [:D]

fastlane -> RE: Switches unite! (2/17/2006 6:28:24 PM)
quote: Oh my... I haven't had so much fun reading a thread in ages. Some reason I keep finding those threads where everyone is ripping out each others throats over something or other. grins I'm a switch and I'm proud of it. So.. can I join the soiree? I swear.. reading this thread is like watching "Cheers"... I feel like I know you all already. And dang if that Fastlane doesn't get my Domme dander up... Evanesce when you're done with him (since you have first dibs n all).. I'd sure like a turn. Shiat..everyone loves a witch hunt..and I have been the fucking witch for a month now....not the switch....the witch....but after all this is said and done and the hypocrytes have died.( the married cheaters who point the fingers??) ..fuck..It..I'm switching...I'm going to become what they want me to be...boring! Yeah right!...Fastlane scratches his head and sex...(fruedian slip) sez Why can't we all just get along? Kevin[:D]

LaMalinche -> RE: Switches unite! (2/17/2006 6:47:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fastlane quote: Oh my... I haven't had so much fun reading a thread in ages. Some reason I keep finding those threads where everyone is ripping out each others throats over something or other. grins I'm a switch and I'm proud of it. So.. can I join the soiree? I swear.. reading this thread is like watching "Cheers"... I feel like I know you all already. And dang if that Fastlane doesn't get my Domme dander up... Evanesce when you're done with him (since you have first dibs n all).. I'd sure like a turn. Shiat..everyone loves a witch hunt..and I have been the fucking witch for a month now....not the switch....the witch....but after all this is said and done and the hypocrytes have died.( the married cheaters who point the fingers??) ..fuck..It..I'm switching...I'm going to become what they want me to be...boring! Yeah right!...Fastlane scratches his head and sex...(fruedian slip) sez Why can't we all just get along? Kevin[:D] What, did you turn someone into a newt again. I know they get better, but really. . . sheesh. Stop turning people into newts! Right now! Stop it! No more newts! No one thinks it is funny. I see that wand behind your back. Put it down and pick up a crop or cane. Passes the chocolate sauce and peanut butter. Come to the Twister game fastlane. It will make you feel better. Group hug. . . Whoops fastlane, that was why you were supposed to get nekkid first. I just got chocolate and peanut butter all over your nice black leather pants. Spin the spinnery thing Fergus. . . it is time to play. . . Coming to join us champagnewishes? You are already nekkid. (This reminds me of a slut pile. . . wheeeeeeeeeeee!) Who is gonna be made to say "Red" first. . . Right foot blue Oh great now there is peanut butter in my hair. Who wants to help me get it out. Best, LaMalinche

champagnewishes -> RE: Switches unite! (2/18/2006 2:24:39 AM)
quote: Oh great now there is peanut butter in my hair. Who wants to help me get it out. Let's get fergus...nah he won't eat it...he won't eat anything grins Thanks for the invite LaMalinche...i hate getting nekkid and then having to leave.

LaMalinche -> RE: Switches unite! (2/18/2006 6:47:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: champagnewishes quote: Oh great now there is peanut butter in my hair. Who wants to help me get it out. Let's get fergus...nah he won't eat it...he won't eat anything grins Thanks for the invite LaMalinche...i hate getting nekkid and then having to leave. You are in for it now Fergus . . . Yummmmmmm. . . furry peanut butter. Whooops. . . forgot to put hairball medicene in the Emergancy Kit. Ah well, just have a slice of bread. . . that is suppose to work with fishbones. Okay, ya'all . . .Ready?. . .One. . .Two. . .Three. . . DOG PILE ON FERGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeeeee. . . been wanting to do that! Heeheehee. Best, LaMalinche No Toga . . . No Toga . . . No Toga Now where did I leave that marshmallow fluff? It is time for flutter-butter champagnewishes - you are welcome anytime. . . heck you can even bring your friends weg - you might even talk Evansce into letting you spank Fastlane.

fergus -> RE: Switches unite! (2/18/2006 7:37:03 AM)
oh no not a dog pile on fergus ;) Not eat anything? Chocolate and peanut butter are my tops! Reese's peanut butter cups are like freakin' ambrosia. PLUS I am a highly orally fixated vagitarian. Just watch out, if you're gonna pile on, ya might get bit ;) fergus

SimplyV -> RE: Switches unite! (2/18/2006 10:37:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fergus PLUS I am a highly orally fixated vagitarian. I'm a little slow this morning. Just woke up. Took me a min.. (Vagi.. wait is that a typo.. Ooo sound it again.. VAAAAGI... omg.. funny.. too funny.. Gunna have to secretly use that.) So like I said.. I'm slow. But if I get all nekkid and oiled.. er peanut butter'd up.. I can still join that scrumptious dog pile.. No? throws on some chocolate sauce and leaps on the pile

champagnewishes -> RE: Switches unite! (2/18/2006 10:46:58 AM)
quote: you might even talk Evansce into letting you spank Fastlane. ooooohh now THAT would be a new experience for me :) quote: Reese's peanut butter cups are like freakin' ambrosia. sets her Valentine's peanut butter cup on the table to give to fergus later as a peace offering and then dives on top of the pile...weeeeee

fergus -> RE: Switches unite! (2/18/2006 12:03:03 PM)
if there is a pile of nekkid, oiley, peanut buttery women on top of me, no "peace offering" is required ;) Though much apprciated! :D fergus

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