IronBear
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Joined: 6/19/2005
From: Beenleigh, Qld, Australia
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Bottom Worship…. Hmmm Well I don’t think my bottom has a group of worshipful followers. Nor has it any shrines or temples specifically build for the purpose of its worship although the good old fashion Australian Dunny was build as a temple for bottoms to do the holy things they do…(There is a difference children make sure you understand this as I will be testing you later). However and notwithstanding what I have already bespoken, I worship my own bottom! “Ye Gods” do I hear you cry in mortified shock? ‘Tis true! I purchase only the softest Dunny Scroll Tissues with which to wipe it. I wash it with perfumed body wash (well Lynx is pretty cool especially the erotic wild African sort), I pamper it with the softest bath towels and encase it with clean underdungers daily. I am justly proud of my bottom and its virtuoso range of clear notes it bugles out after eating baked beans, peanut and a garlic/anchovy mix to add an odiferous scent to my clear and musical farts which have, by the way, the ability to strip paint of walls and car bodies if directed with intent and thus saving many dollars in paint strippers… yes dear friends I certainly am proud of my bottom and all it’s works and I most ashoredly worship it.
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