Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master

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MindProfessor -> Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/8/2008 5:14:28 PM)
10: How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer? 09: Yeah, right... SPANK THIS! 08: Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right? 07: God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you! 06: And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle? 05: Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps? 04: Spanking? I-THINK-NOT! 03: Who died and left you in charge? 02: Do your own damn laundry! and the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master... 01: What do I look like, your maid?

GreedyTop -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/8/2008 6:25:22 PM)
snort I've actually said several of those... of course, I don't particularly consider myself submissive.

penandknife -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/8/2008 7:06:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop snort I've actually said several of those... of course, I don't particularly consider myself submissive. I'm really starting to look up to you. [:)]

freyjasdottir -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/9/2008 5:25:37 AM)
I've said those things to a guy that I wasn't interested in as more than friends and he kept pushing. He learned.

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/9/2008 6:26:43 AM)
I've said most of that list to various guys - all of whom thought they were dominant. But hey, I'm not submissive at all...

kinkienesss -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/9/2008 9:42:01 PM)
would say every one of those and keep coming back for more

sirsholly -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/10/2008 10:58:00 AM)
My favorite: Get your own damn beer!!

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/10/2008 7:51:40 PM)
My favorite is to ask Him something soooo sweetly... and when He does, mutter "Bitch" under my breath.... Gets Him going EVERY TIME! lol

rubberpet -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/11/2008 1:14:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl My favorite is to ask Him something soooo sweetly... and when He does, mutter "Bitch" under my breath.... Gets Him going EVERY TIME! lol You like to frequently incorporate edge play into your everyday life, don't you? [;)] You could also do this: when he returns from what you asked him soooo sweetly to do, you can respond, "That is all. You are dismissed," while waving your hand to usher him away. (Sit back and enjoy the reaction.) I've often thought about saying that to Mistress, but I have grown very fond of eating solid food and not having her booted foot knee-deep in my ass! [:D]

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/11/2008 8:15:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet quote: ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl My favorite is to ask Him something soooo sweetly... and when He does, mutter "Bitch" under my breath.... Gets Him going EVERY TIME! lol You like to frequently incorporate edge play into your everyday life, don't you? [;)] You could also do this: when he returns from what you asked him soooo sweetly to do, you can respond, "That is all. You are dismissed," while waving your hand to usher him away. (Sit back and enjoy the reaction.) I've often thought about saying that to Mistress, but I have grown very fond of eating solid food and not having her booted foot knee-deep in my ass! [:D] I'm soooooo Going to have to try that! He just gives me looks for now.... I guess because I giggle when He spanks me.... I try to be a good subby... I swear I do! lol I'm sure that once He gets a paddle, things will be differant! lol

MadAxeman -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/11/2008 8:23:46 AM)
*Jeez, it's like another world in here.*

MsMagick -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/11/2008 7:01:32 PM)
I like the look in a subs eyes when they pull that crap and I do respond ever so nicely the next day. I make them sit on their pillow, not allow them on the furniture, for the entire day and do everything for Myself and absolutely ignore them. The only time they are allowed up is to go to the bathroom or fix them a sandwich.

FourQ -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/12/2008 3:25:45 AM)
Meh, I've replaced the flogger with a paddle from a ceiling fan. The flogger's for play time, the paddle for punishment. (Just remember they have no give in them).

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/12/2008 8:11:55 AM)
Ok, once...just once.. when My Lord asked if I was hungry, I smacked him on his ass and said "Yeah, get to it Bitch" sigh I'm SO lucky because he has a great sense of humor and let that go with 'the look', but I won't be doing that again!

Saratov -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/12/2008 4:11:55 PM)
Did you then quickly go start fixing something for Him, and you, to eat? [sm=microwave.gif]

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/12/2008 10:11:26 PM)
You could always try the line I've been known to use on various Tops that I played with after a swat....... "Is that the best you got? Sheesh, my 85 year old Grandmother hits harder than that!"

hermione83 -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/12/2008 10:21:25 PM)
I'd say the maid one. I didn't sign up to be a submissive because I enjoy mothering someone. That's sort of too dominant for me. ;)

pantherkitten -> RE: Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master (12/13/2008 7:41:20 AM)
Hahhaa, I'm a switch, but I've more or less said those things to my master. Of course, I don't say them without expecting him to grab me or at the very least give me a dubious and amused look. But, such things are fun to us. So. Hahaha.

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