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AngelicPuzzle -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/11/2008 9:26:56 PM)


6. Master does NOT hog the bed.
29. It is unlikely that Master pushed all the covers onto my side of the bed so he could shiver all night.
47. A warm Master is a happy Master.
I'm sensing a trend here.
 
9. I will not perform a ventriloquist act with Master's penis.
20. I will not make shadow puppets in the candlelight while Master is tying me up.
okay how about I make shadow puppets then with his penis and balls in front of the fireplace??


35. I am always the spankee; I am never the spanker.
sometimes Master needs a good spanking over the knee though.
oopsss did I say that OUTLOUD?????

39. I will not write on Master's back the night before his doctor's appointment.
first thing in the morning it is then <sets alarm clock for half an hour earlier>

40. I will not play connect-the-dots with Master's moles.
I'm not, just scratching your back in a unique pattern uh huh yup

48. I will not hoot with laughter when Master accidentally whacks himself on the back of the head with the flogger.
agreed I will not hoot with laughter just girlish unstoppable giggling

thanks for the bedtime laughter snoozeeeeeeee




FourQ -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/12/2008 2:49:59 AM)

It's been a while since I've laughed like this.
Thanks all.



SpinnerofTales -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/13/2008 6:13:39 AM)

You forgot:
I will not click my heels and yell "Hail Satan" when Master gives me a command



MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/13/2008 8:59:04 PM)

Actually Spinner, I think my Lord likes that one  [:D]



MirrorrirroM -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/14/2008 11:38:23 PM)

LOL!! Luckily I'm not guilty of many of these at all.
That said I do have one thing to add:
I will not say "Bad Dom!" to my Master.
XD
I mean...err....I'd NEVER do that...
lol



FourQ -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/15/2008 4:49:20 AM)

Mirror, isn't your username meant to be palindromic, or is there a private joke somewhere on here that I've missed?



BlackPhx -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/15/2008 1:24:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

51) I will not splooge massage oil into his buttcrack while giving him a back massage. 


I will not keep the massage oil in the refrigerator

poenkitten



Sindel -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/15/2008 1:50:05 PM)

That was all awsome :)



Saratov -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/15/2008 4:38:38 PM)

[:-]  Okay, starting to rethink finding a subbie from cm.  [sm=wall.gif]



GoodFeathers -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/15/2008 5:37:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

[:-]  Okay, starting to rethink finding a subbie from cm.  [sm=wall.gif]


Oh, the places they'll go and the fun they will have!  [sm=angel.gif]
After Master's rage quelled, he will rub in the salve,
And a good night they will have, fun all around,
Naughty pet will say, "Whip me twice per pound!"
And she will be right, and oblige Master will.
Harsh punishment received, with screams so shrill. 
With ice on her tusch, she will laughingly utter,
"Oh, what a good little Sir!"
His grin will be icy as he offers "Another."[sm=sm.gif]



rachel529 -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/15/2008 9:35:46 PM)

ahh dr seuss



MirrorrirroM -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/15/2008 10:15:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sindel

That was all awsome :)


I KNOW YOU!!! XD
lol just wanted to say hi and I wuvs you!



MirrorrirroM -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/16/2008 1:21:37 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FourQ

Mirror, isn't your username meant to be palindromic, or is there a private joke somewhere on here that I've missed?


It was SUPPOSED to be a palindrome...the problem was that after I had already created the account my Master came over to the comp and immediately pointed out that I had jumbled some letters. It SHOULD be MirrorrorriM but with the way my sn is itd be read Mirror Morrir >_<
Let's just pretend I got it right and its a nifty little palindrome lol



FourQ -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/16/2008 5:02:32 AM)

Ah well, not to worry.
Personally I'd have closed the account after recreating another but then again that's just me.




MirrorrirroM -> RE: Rules For Subs (12/17/2008 12:28:37 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FourQ

Ah well, not to worry.
Personally I'd have closed the account after recreating another but then again that's just me.




Meh...see problem is at this point I have a lot of friends on my profile and I don't want to have to track everyone down again...not too mention adding all the pictures and profile info and whatnot....just a wee bit lazy :-P



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