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Musicmystery -> Driest jokes? (12/9/2008 2:03:47 AM)
OK, I have a weakness for dry humor: "Waitress! This coffee tastes like mud!" "But Sir, it was just ground this morning..." or: How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? One. Yours?

MadAxeman -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 2:23:44 AM)
*I want to hang a map of the world in my house.* Then I'm going to push pins into all the locations that I've visited. But first, I will have to travel to the top two corners of the map so that it won't fall off the wall.

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 8:08:32 AM)
You need one of those special maps that has PA in the top corner! :)

MadAxeman -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 8:54:01 AM)
*Um...whereabouts are you again Fannie?*

SteelofUtah -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 10:35:53 AM)
I went to the doctor and said "Hey Doc, it hurts when I do this." He said "Okay so when did it all start?" I said "When I started doing this." He said "Okay Lets get you an Exray." If a woman refers to her Feline Companion as "her Pussy" why does she get offended on the train when I ask her if I can come over later and "Pet her Pussy?" Did you hear the one about the Jump Rope? Okay Lets Skip it Did you hear the one about Einstein and His Family? It about his Theroy or Relatives Okay those are bad enough I'm Done Steel

Cuffkinks -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 10:42:41 AM)
Guy walks into a doctors office with a frog on his head. Doctor says: "When did ths happen?" Frog says: "A while ago. It all started with a bump on my ass."

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 4:15:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman *Um...whereabouts are you again Fannie?* PA! You silly butt! Just sitting here wishing to have a giant push pin come out of the sky! Hehe! My joke: Where does Dracula brush His teeth? In the BAT room!! Yep. Got that from the little girl on the dixie cup commercial! lmao I love it though. My UM's favorite joke: ~Knock knock. ~~Who's there? ~Orange. ~~Orange who? ~Orange Banana peel!!!! He's 3. lol

bdaile -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 5:48:58 PM)
This one is courtesy of my nephew... Do you know why Tigger stinks? Because he plays with Pooh!

Nexo -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 6:38:10 PM)
What's brown and sticky??? ...A stick

Musicmystery -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 6:41:37 PM)
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

lucyNEEDSaDaddy -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 7:08:40 PM)
2 guys walk into a bar... the 3rd one ducks!

Christinestill -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 7:33:36 PM)
why do women wear make up and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink. (this was told by a guy at my last place of employment and the way he told it was drier than dry, it made crack up everytime)

MadAxeman -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/10/2008 10:44:46 PM)
*And we're back to funny again.*

maskedsow -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/11/2008 2:51:22 AM)
Q.What's brown and sticky? A. Poo

UncleNasty -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/11/2008 7:26:12 AM)
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye-deer. Uncle Nasty, happily back to 1 1/2 hands.

sirsholly -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/11/2008 7:29:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

ohbiguy32 -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/11/2008 8:01:36 PM)
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? tame way

FourQ -> RE: Driest jokes? (12/12/2008 3:15:40 AM)
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but nobody knows how they got in there! A chicken and an egg lie in bed. The chicken lights up a post-copulative cigarette, turns to the egg and says "Well, that solves that then!"

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