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Cuffkinks -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:01:32 PM)
If this kind of talk gets around...All you women will need is a magic wand and a hot glue gun. Then I fear us men will be out of the picture completely.

girlygurl -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:02:38 PM)
OK, I can't say that it's hot, but I can say there have been times (many times) when it's been down right sweet! girly

beargonewild -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:03:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop dammit.. I'm at work, and one of my guests just asked me what I was laughing so hard about.... and yes, cum in the eye DOES hurt.. it's even worse if you are wearing contact lenses.... It's even worse up the nose.......don't ask!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:13:07 PM)
Oh god, right into the sinus cavity? A nightmare!!

girlygurl -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:15:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild It's even worse up the nose.......don't ask! I'm asking bear..... just the thought of cum up the nose makes me squirm!

DrkJourney -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:16:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet That rolls off the tongue about as well as his thick and goopy, partially-coagulated, testicular love blood.....[8\|] [sm=eeew.gif]

beargonewild -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:17:19 PM)
Lets just say that it also burns [:'(]

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:21:19 PM)
Bear, are you saying that you snorted a hot load of cum?

DrkJourney -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:23:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks If this kind of talk gets around...All you women will need is a magic wand and a hot glue gun. Then I fear us men will be out of the picture completely. nah...not cool to kiss a glue gun....and kissing is my fav! ,,,,lol [sm=yahoo.gif]

Lockit -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:23:50 PM)
ROFL... This thread just gets better and better! Gross... but funny! Now we need a thread called... places not to put your cum!

DrkJourney -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:25:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Lets just say that it also burns [:'(] hmmmm....well that might explain the whole "hot" load thing right there....lol

stella41b -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:36:38 PM)
In the kitchen she was working the spatula while he worked the pump action cream maker. 'Let me have a taste,' she moaned. 'Oh.. yaki soto momo wawa,' he gasped. 'Ar wye ya ya oh mo wa' Thinking that he was speaking Japanese she looked up, but before she could see his squinty eyes and screwed up face he came all over her face, long stringy globules of man cream striking her face. She licked...

MsWolfPrincess -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:37:22 PM)
This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever read.

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:47:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks If this kind of talk gets around...All you women will need is a magic wand and a hot glue gun. Then I fear us men will be out of the picture completely. Something tells me you have nothing to fear![;)]

beargonewild -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:52:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch Bear, are you saying that you snorted a hot load of cum? Welllllll.....uhm..........I wasn't quick enough with my mouth and he neglected to give me any warning!

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:55:06 PM)
That post-nasal drip must have been something else!! LOL

beargonewild -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 4:56:53 PM)
[sm=Groaner.gif]

Lockit -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 5:22:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch That post-nasal drip must have been something else!! LOL OMG! ROFL!!! Snort... swallow... ya know? uwwwwww!

Missokyst -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 5:42:24 PM)
I believe I was allergic to my ex husbands semen. It always itched and felt raw and irritated after sex. Kyst quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 In fact, recent research confirms that there are women allergic to their partner's semen,

stella41b -> RE: Hot load? (12/9/2008 5:55:07 PM)
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