After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up...

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jlf1961 -> After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/9/2008 2:42:16 PM)
The problem with the world today is three fold.... 1) Priorities are skewed, the really important things (like making the perfect milkshake and cheesecake) are ignored for insane stuff. 2) There is no background music for daily life 3) Finally, no laugh track.

DesFIP -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/9/2008 5:41:32 PM)
Please don't even mention cheesecake. I don't like the stuff but got conned into making one for my daughter's return from college. Why am I spending the morning baking something I won't even eat? (Bangs head on desk).

Lockit -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/9/2008 7:30:02 PM)
I guess I fall into that mess of the world... Some mom's bake... some buy. I stopped baking when the last turned eighteen... I buy now. But I always listen to background music and there is always laughter around here. Mostly at me, but that's okay.

xxblushesxx -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 7:29:22 AM)
the perfect cheesecake? (or anything else you want to bake) go to www.recipezaar.com, type in what you want and sort by ratings... I agree with the music. I've often said I would like my own theme music. And the fuzzy ones in our house need theirs too. You can practically see them dancing to it! I am my own laugh track...[:-][&:]

kristileigh -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 7:49:44 AM)
Don't take life to serious. Sit back and smile. And enjoy the damn ride.

Dnomyar -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 7:52:33 AM)
There is to music. Go into most elevators or listen to the christmas music in any store. Cheese cake is one of the very rare food that I do not eat.

MadAxeman -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 8:06:20 AM)
*I have Tom & Jerry style sound effects wherever I go.*

Christinestill -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 10:48:13 AM)
D...next time i make cheesecake, i'll get some on my fingers and ask, "do you want a taste?" maybe you'll like it then, no?

Aylee -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 1:54:03 PM)
You are right, there is no background music and no laugh track. We all have to make up our own minds about what we are supposed to be feeling and when things are funny.

FourQ -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 2:58:42 PM)
You just need a healthy level of insanity and you'll be fine

Aylee -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 3:00:53 PM)
FourQ, If I am insane, then I won't KNOW that I am fine. Didn't you read Catch-22?

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 5:00:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee You are right, there is no background music and no laugh track. We all have to make up our own minds about what we are supposed to be feeling and when things are funny. [sm=wtf.gif] I call foul!! Everyone who knows me knows I can't make up my own mind. Why do you think domly types were invented??

ohbiguy32 -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 8:32:17 PM)
I don't have any of those problems. I live in my own little world and everyone likes me there

Kalista07 -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 8:33:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ohbiguy32 I don't have any of those problems. I live in my own little world and everyone likes me there That's great in theory obg, but what happens when you discover everyone in your world is trying to kill you??? huh? What then? Huh? Huh? Huh????? Kali

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 8:52:16 PM)
If there were a laugh track in MY life for when I run into something, or somone in my life actually says something funny, there would be no need for the music... You wouldn't be able to hear it anyways.

CarrieO -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 8:55:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 2) There is no background music for daily life Hang on.....am I the only one that hears the music? [8\|]

stella41b -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 9:49:31 PM)
It's.... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-rutX0I6NxU Approach life this way and you won't go far wrong.

CarrieO -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 10:13:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 3) Finally, no laugh track. Walk like this and there will be a laugh track....... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wippooDL6WE&feature=related

rozenwyn -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/11/2008 11:13:05 PM)
well lol think geek has fixed your background music and laughtrack issues...

pahunkboy -> RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the world is screwed up... (12/12/2008 6:53:01 AM)
kill the TV. crank up the old cassette player. I promise you will be dancing like you were way back when. I have packed on a few pounds. I think it is all, lets see, 4 qs. fault. I can pick on him, right? He made me eat alot of chocolate. Ya know now that the produce stand is closed down. :-)

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