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How to spot Mad Cow Disease - 12/27/2005 10:12:26 PM

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As you all may know, Mad Cow disease has made yet another come back. By spoting a Mad Cow, you may avoid this disease all together. Here is the link in knowing how to spot an infected cow.

http://www.myrtlebeachwebzone.com/ivs/humor/madcow.htm

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RE: How to spot Mad Cow Disease - 12/28/2005 9:39:41 AM

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Guess I will be having the fish.

That just made my morning.

Thanks.

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RE: How to spot Mad Cow Disease - 12/28/2005 2:39:48 PM

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you just pissed off another cow?
Damn, now there all mad!

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RE: How to spot Mad Cow Disease - 12/28/2005 5:29:56 PM

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Could you just imaging having the second cow in your backyard sounding off when your friends come to visit???? Chuckles.

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RE: How to spot Mad Cow Disease - 12/28/2005 8:13:55 PM

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you just pissed off another cow?
Damn, now there all mad!

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And I, of course, always do what I am told.

Schist, where did that lightening bolt come from. Guess I better take off my tin foil hat.

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RE: How to spot Mad Cow Disease - 12/30/2005 7:51:23 PM

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Ever notice there's no mad bull disease?

Is that being sexist, or is BSE related to PMS?

HEY! No slave revolts allowed!

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RE: How to spot Mad Cow Disease - 12/30/2005 8:49:43 PM

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Well, Petruchio, it is because in informal usage, cow refers to a domesticated bovine of either sex or age.

Or it could just be another instance of male patriarchal oppression. And if that is the case, why should men oppose a system that serves them so well.

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RE: How to spot Mad Cow Disease - 12/31/2005 5:36:07 PM

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quote:

why should men oppose a system that serves them so well.

Well said, girl from cow country!

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RE: How to spot Mad Cow Disease - 12/31/2005 7:19:56 PM

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How to spot a mad cow...it is the one with a AK47 in it's hoof

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RE: How to spot Mad Cow Disease - 1/4/2006 3:11:34 PM

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