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have a giggle.... - 12/10/2008 7:56:09 AM   
thebossnbliss


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Hello everyone, i just saw this joke & figured id share it, have a great day!
 
*blissy*

The Sperm
  • A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
  • She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
  • He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
  • She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
  • After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
  • He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
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    RE: have a giggle.... - 12/10/2008 8:06:36 AM   
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    I don't find it difficult even WITHOUT a gun pointed at my head!  HEHE!!

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    RE: have a giggle.... - 12/10/2008 8:29:25 AM   
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    the husband is sooo dead...

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    RE: have a giggle.... - 12/10/2008 9:08:59 AM   
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    good giggle

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    RE: have a giggle.... - 12/10/2008 10:51:41 AM   
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    RE: have a giggle.... - 12/10/2008 11:24:27 AM   
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    I can see the headline now:

    Idiot Hubby Whacked at Sperm Bank




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    RE: have a giggle.... - 12/10/2008 3:30:39 PM   
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    i kinda just dont see the point in doing all that work then spittin what ive worked for....
     
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    RE: have a giggle.... - 12/10/2008 3:56:56 PM   
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    LOL Blissy!!

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    RE: have a giggle.... - 12/10/2008 6:20:28 PM   
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    Excellent 

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    RE: have a giggle.... - 12/10/2008 7:46:07 PM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: thebossnbliss

    i kinda just dont see the point in doing all that work then spittin what ive worked for....
     
    *blissy*


    OMG! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAY!!!  I about made some of my friends throw up last week because I said that! lol 

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