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ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! - 12/12/2008 1:20:59 PM

beargonewild

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1.. You walk pasta da bakery.

2... You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fart..?!!!!!
Butt suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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RE: ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! - 12/12/2008 2:19:36 PM

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LOL

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RE: ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! - 12/12/2008 2:22:05 PM

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rofl bear! now i'm craving pasta, wine and beer thank you very much.

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RE: ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! - 12/13/2008 11:47:04 AM

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Years of research out the window, if I'd only known it was this simple !

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RE: ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! - 12/13/2008 12:10:02 PM

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that was funny.... and now i want pasta.. sausage and beer ( tho i hate beer)

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RE: ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! - 12/13/2008 1:01:21 PM

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::hold head and gives that LOOK:: no... You guys don't want beer. You might now, But tomorrow, you will wish you hadn't! lol

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RE: ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! - 12/14/2008 6:04:25 AM

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RE: ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! - 12/14/2008 6:39:37 AM

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If the politicians and illegal border-crossers get their way we will soon need to start speaking mexican here in the U.S., I wonder if that will improve our health.

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