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Two Old Men. - 12/13/2008 9:59:53 AM

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TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO

HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER

MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN

EACH BED.

THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS

ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND

TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY

GIRL WAS DEAD!'

'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'

'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.

HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'

A WITCH?? . . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE

HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW...

TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'

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RE: Two Old Men. - 12/13/2008 10:57:33 AM

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*groan*

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RE: Two Old Men. - 12/13/2008 3:18:46 PM

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Awful, but kinda funny.

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RE: Two Old Men. - 12/13/2008 7:16:54 PM

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Hahahaha!

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RE: Two Old Men. - 12/14/2008 6:03:09 AM

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