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FourQ -> Frozen Turkeys (12/13/2008 3:03:10 PM)
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An old lady hobbles her way to the freezer department in Asda, zimmer frame moving only a few inches at a time.
She prods each frozen turkey for so long the freezer is beginning to defrost.
After over half an hour, prodding, moving, and reexamining the turkeys a young lad approaches her and offers assistance.
She explains she's having her sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great grandkids etc. all over for Christmas dinner before asking "Tell me sonny, do these turkeys get any bigger?"
"No madam" comes the reply, "they're dead!"
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