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The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/13/2008 11:54:37 PM

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From teh intertubes...

The Bush Library is being built in Dallas. The "W" Presidential Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and will remain so for at least a decade.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you won't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they won't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they won't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they'll make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes a fifth time.
The Dick Cheney Room, in a famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you will be able to buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you'll be able meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

C'mon, play along!!!!!!

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/13/2008 11:59:24 PM

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/14/2008 2:36:55 AM

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How about a room showing all the penknives, nail clippers, and tubes of toothpaste confiscated to protect this country?

How about having Harriet Meiers and "Brownie" doing the construction work? They're not qualified by any stretch of the imagination, but they weren't qualified for the posts that W nominated them to either.

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/14/2008 2:51:31 AM

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The Mike Brown room.....where you can watch a fully automated former FEMA Director Mike Brown do absolutely nothing as the room slowly fills with water...."Brownie is doing a heck of a job"

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/14/2008 3:12:32 AM

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The Mike Brown room.....where you can watch a fully automated former FEMA Director Mike Brown do absolutely nothing as the room slowly fills with water...."Brownie is doing a heck of a job"

I think that should be at the very front of the Library.

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/14/2008 5:01:03 AM

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The OBGYN room where people get to practice their love with women. Sounds like a good one to me.

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/14/2008 5:18:52 AM

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I think some sort of salute to Sarah Palin's remarkable campaign to ensure the contination of Bush policy is required.

The Palin Room will be the only one with an open fire, burning at 451 Fahrenheit all day long

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/14/2008 5:27:45 AM

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OOHHHH this is priceless!!!

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/14/2008 6:00:00 AM

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And don't forget, prominently displayed, a copy of "My Pet Goat".

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/14/2008 6:03:42 AM

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And don't forget, next door will be the Barack Library, which changes it's reading material every week. ;)

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/14/2008 6:18:54 AM

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There`s the massive auditorium where Bush`s throngs of fans will go....

Oh sorry,that`s the janitor`s closet.

My bad.

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/14/2008 6:51:06 AM

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ohh. I want to visit the "Patriot Room".... I hear they have some cool "freedom cages"!!!!

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RE: The George W. Bush Presidential Library - 12/14/2008 7:57:37 AM

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Yes, "My Pet Goat" should be displayed in a glass case as you enter the library, with a 7 1/2 minute video of Bush sitting there, reading it, PROVING he's actually read something in his life. (The fact that he was doing so while the US was being attacked is purely secondary.)

That malignant little weasel deserves all the direision that can be heaped upon his ineffectual, obnoxious ass.

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