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FourQ -> Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/14/2008 6:18:20 AM)
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires. 1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other First Name: Initial: Last Name: Password: (max 8. char) Code name: Latitude/Longitude/Altitude: / / 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase? [_] F-14 Tomcat [_] F-15 Eagle [_] F-16 Falcon [_] F-117A Stealth [_] Classified 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): / / 4. Serial Number: 5. Please check where this product was purchased: [_] Received as gift/aid package [_] Catalogue showroom [_] Independent arms broker [_] Mail order [_] Discount store [_] Government surplus [_] Classified 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased: [_] Heard loud noise, looked up [_] Store display [_] Espionage [_] Recommended by friend/relative/ally [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer [_] Was attacked by one 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product: [_] Style/appearance [_] Speed/manoeuvrability [_] Price/value [_] Comfort/convenience [_] Kickback/bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson [_] McDonnell Douglas reputation [_] Advanced Weapons Systems [_] Backroom politics [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used: [_] North America [_] Iraq [_] Iraq [_] Aircraft carrier [_] Iraq [_] Europe [_] Iraq [_] Middle East (not Iraq) [_] Iraq [_] Africa [_] Iraq [_] Asia/Far East [_] Iraq [_] Misc. Third World countries [_] Iraq [_] Classified [_] Iraq 9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future: [_] Colour TV [_] VCR [_] ICBM [_] Killer Satellite [_] CD Player [_] Air-to-Air Missiles [_] Space Shuttle [_] Home Computer [_] Nuclear Weapon 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply) [_] Communist/Socialist [_] Terrorist [_] Crazed [_] Neutral [_] Democratic [_] Dictatorship [_] Corrupt [_] Primitive/Tribal 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? [_] Deficit spending [_] Cash [_] Suitcases of cocaine [_] Oil revenues [_] Personal cheque [_] Credit card [_] Ransom money [_] Traveller's cheque 12. Your occupation: [_] Homemaker [_] Sales/marketing [_] Revolutionary [_] Clerical [_] Mercenary [_] Tyrant [_] Middle management [_] Eccentric billionaire [_] Defence Minister/General [_] Retired [_] Student 13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis: [_] Golf [_] Boating/sailing [_] Sabotage [_] Running/jogging [_] Propaganda/disinformation [_] Destabilisation/overthrow [_] Default on loans [_] Gardening [_] Crafts [_] Black market / smuggling [_] Collectibles / collections [_] Watching sports on TV [_] Wines [_] Interrogation/torture [_] Household pets [_] Crushing rebellions [_] Espionage/reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing [_] Border disputes [_] Mutually Assured Destruction Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes! Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division

pahunkboy -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/14/2008 6:52:45 AM)
LMAO! make one up for all the new legislation!! hiccup

FourQ -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/14/2008 6:54:33 AM)
What new legislation?

Saratov -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/14/2008 7:01:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires. 1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [X_] Classified [_] Other First Name: Need Initial: to Last Name: Know Password: (max 8. char) nunya Code name: classified Latitude/Longitude/Altitude: / / right here. 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase? [_] F-14 Tomcat [_] F-15 Eagle [_] F-16 Falcon [_] F-117A Stealth [X_] Classified 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): / / 2004/ 06/21 4. Serial Number: couldn't find, waiting on manuel 5. Please check where this product was purchased: [_] Received as gift/aid package [_] Catalogue showroom [_] Independent arms broker [_] Mail order [_] Discount store [_] Government surplus [X_] Classified 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased: [_] Heard loud noise, looked up [X_] Store display [_] Espionage [_] Recommended by friend/relative/ally [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer [_] Was attacked by one 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product: [_] Style/appearance [X_] Speed/manoeuvrability [X_] Price/value [_] Comfort/convenience [X_] Kickback/bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson [_] McDonnell Douglas reputation [_] Advanced Weapons Systems [_] Backroom politics [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used: [_] North America [X_] Iraq [X_] Iraq [_] Aircraft carrier [X_] Iraq [_] Europe [X_] Iraq [_X] Middle East (not Iraq) [X_] Iraq [_] Africa [X_] Iraq [X_] Asia/Far East [X_] Iraq [X_] Misc. Third World countries [X_] Iraq [X_] Classified [X_] Iraq 9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future: [X_] Colour TV [X_] VCR [_] ICBM [_] Killer Satellite [X_] CD Player [_] Air-to-Air Missiles [_] Space Shuttle [X_] Home Computer [_] Nuclear Weapon 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply) [_] Communist/Socialist [_] Terrorist [_] Crazed [_] Neutral [X_] Democratic [_] Dictatorship [_] Corrupt [_] Primitive/Tribal 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? [X_] Deficit spending [X_] Cash [_] Suitcases of cocaine [_] Oil revenues [_] Personal cheque [_] Credit card [X_] Ransom money [_] Traveller's cheque 12. Your occupation: [_] Homemaker [_] Sales/marketing [_] Revolutionary [_] Clerical [X_] Mercenary [_] Tyrant [_] Middle management [_] Eccentric billionaire [_] Defence Minister/General [X_] Retired [_] Student 13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis: [_] Golf [X_] Boating/sailing [X_] Sabotage [_] Running/jogging [X_] Propaganda/disinformation [X_] Destabilisation/overthrow [_] Default on loans [_] Gardening [_] Crafts [_] Black market / smuggling [_] Collectibles / collections [_] Watching sports on TV [_] Wines [X_] Interrogation/torture [_] Household pets [X_] Crushing rebellions [X_] Espionage/reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing [X_] Border disputes [_] Mutually Assured Destruction Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes! Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division

GreedyTop -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/14/2008 7:03:03 AM)
priceless!

FourQ -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/14/2008 7:19:32 AM)
Saratov, I've never yet seen someone fill one of these things in. Brilliant!

Termyn8or -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/14/2008 2:34:40 PM)
Marke uno por Espanol Marke duo por Englisch T Edited : never thought of that. 1. [X_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other First Name: Cranium Initial: B Last Name: Damaged Password: (max 8. char) sodom Code name: Tumbleweed Latitude/Longitude/Altitude: / / What do I look like a GPS ? It's classified anyway. 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase? [X] F-14 Tomcat [X] F-15 Eagle [X] F-16 Falcon [X] F-117A Stealth [X] Classified 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): / / Couple months ago, why, don't you remember when you sold the shit ? 4. Serial Number: Are you kidding me, you don't even need a key to start these MFs so who cares. Not to mention they ain't even here yet. 5. Please check where this product was purchased: [_] Received as gift/aid package [_] Catalogue showroom [X] Independent arms broker [_] Mail order [X] Discount store [_] Government surplus [_] Classified 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased: [X] Heard loud noise, looked up [_] Store display [_] Espionage [_] Recommended by friend/relative/ally [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer [_] Was attacked by one 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product: [_] Style/appearance [X] Speed/manoeuvrability [X] Price/value [_] Comfort/convenience [X] Kickback/bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson [_] McDonnell Douglas reputation [_] Advanced Weapons Systems [X] Backroom politics [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used: [_] North America [_] Iraq [_] Iraq [_] Aircraft carrier [_] Iraq [_] Europe [_] Iraq [_] Middle East (not Iraq) [_] Iraq [_] Africa [_] Iraq [_] Asia/Far East [_] Iraq [_] Misc. Third World countries [_] Iraq [X] Classified [_] Iraq 9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future: [_] Colour TV [_] VCR [X] ICBM [X] Killer Satellite [_] CD Player [X] Air-to-Air Missiles [X] Space Shuttle [X] Home Computer [X] Nuclear Weapon (unless I can borrow one) 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply) [_] Communist/Socialist [_] Terrorist [X] Crazed [X] Neutral [_] Democratic [X] Dictatorship (Just you and me Bush) [XX] Corrupt [_] Primitive/Tribal 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? [X] Deficit spending [_] Cash [_] Suitcases of cocaine [_] Oil revenues [_] Personal cheque [_] Credit card [_] Ransom money [_] Traveller's cheque 12. Your occupation: [_] Homemaker [_] Sales/marketing [_] Revolutionary [_] Clerical [_] Mercenary [_] Tyrant [_] Middle management [_] Eccentric billionaire [_] Defence Minister/General [_] Retired [X] Student 13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis: [_] Golf [_] Boating/sailing [X] Sabotage [_] Running/jogging [_] Propaganda/disinformation [X] Destabilisation/overthrow [_] Default on loans [X] Gardening [X] Crafts [X] Black market / smuggling [_] Collectibles / collections [_] Watching sports on TV [_] Wines [X] Interrogation/torture [_] Household pets [_] Crushing rebellions [_] Espionage/reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing [_] Border disputes [X] Mutually Assured Destruction

DMFParadox -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/14/2008 3:32:23 PM)
hehe... occupation: student. Neat.

FourQ -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/14/2008 3:37:04 PM)
I particularly like the concept of 'borrowing' a nuclear weapon. Let's be clear on this, it's not the sort of thing you can wipe down and use again.[:)]

Saratov -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/15/2008 6:17:45 AM)
So far it looks like Termyn8or and I are the only ones whose 'planes are covered by warranty.

GreedyTop -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/15/2008 6:23:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires. 1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [x] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other First Name: Jane Initial: Last Name: Doe Password: (max 8. char) Code name: Latitude/Longitude/Altitude: / / 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase? [_] F-14 Tomcat [_] F-15 Eagle [_] F-16 Falcon [x] F-117A Stealth [_] Classified 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 10/31/08 4. Serial Number: BST334555723998 5. Please check where this product was purchased: [_] Received as gift/aid package [_] Catalogue showroom [_] Independent arms broker [x] Mail order [_] Discount store [_] Government surplus [_] Classified 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased: [_] Heard loud noise, looked up [x] Store display [_] Espionage [_] Recommended by friend/relative/ally [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer [_] Was attacked by one 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product: [x] Style/appearance [x] Speed/manoeuvrability [_] Price/value [_] Comfort/convenience [_] Kickback/bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson [_] McDonnell Douglas reputation [x] Advanced Weapons Systems [_] Backroom politics [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used: [_] North America [x] Iraq [x] Iraq [_] Aircraft carrier [x] Iraq [_] Europe [_] Iraq [_] Middle East (not Iraq) [x] Iraq [_] Africa [x] Iraq [_] Asia/Far East [_] Iraq [_] Misc. Third World countries [x] Iraq [_] Classified [x] Iraq 9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future: [x] Colour TV [x] VCR [_] ICBM [_] Killer Satellite [_] CD Player [_] Air-to-Air Missiles [x] Space Shuttle [x] Home Computer [_] Nuclear Weapon 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply) [_] Communist/Socialist [_] Terrorist [_] Crazed [x] Neutral [_] Democratic [_] Dictatorship [_] Corrupt [_] Primitive/Tribal 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? [_] Deficit spending [_] Cash [_] Suitcases of cocaine [_] Oil revenues [_] Personal cheque [x] Credit card (didn't say it was MINE) [_] Ransom money [_] Traveller's cheque 12. Your occupation: [_] Homemaker [_] Sales/marketing [_] Revolutionary [_] Clerical [_] Mercenary [_] Tyrant [x] Middle management [_] Eccentric billionaire [_] Defence Minister/General [_] Retired [_] Student 13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis: [x] Golf [_] Boating/sailing [_] Sabotage [_] Running/jogging [_] Propaganda/disinformation [_] Destabilisation/overthrow [x] Default on loans [_] Gardening [_] Crafts [_] Black market / smuggling [_] Collectibles / collections [_] Watching sports on TV [_] Wines [_] Interrogation/torture [x] Household pets [_] Crushing rebellions [x] Espionage/reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing [_] Border disputes [_] Mutually Assured Destruction Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes! Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/15/2008 6:56:34 AM)
quote: Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires. 1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [X] Classified [_] Other First Name: Nunya Initial: Last Name: Business Password: (max 8. char) runaway Code name: El Diablo Latitude/Longitude/Altitude: / / Classified 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase? [_] F-14 Tomcat [_] F-15 Eagle [_] F-16 Falcon [_] F-117A Stealth [X] Classified 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): / / Classified 4. Serial Number: Classified 5. Please check where this product was purchased: [_] Received as gift/aid package [_] Catalogue showroom [_] Independent arms broker [_] Mail order [_] Discount store [_] Government surplus [X] Classified 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased: [_] Heard loud noise, looked up [_] Store display [_] Espionage [X] Recommended by friend/relative/ally [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer [_] Was attacked by one 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product: [_] Style/appearance [X] Speed/manoeuvrability [_] Price/value [_] Comfort/convenience [_] Kickback/bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson [X] McDonnell Douglas reputation [X] Advanced Weapons Systems [_] Backroom politics [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used: [_] North America [_] Iraq [_] Iraq [_] Aircraft carrier [_] Iraq [_] Europe [_] Iraq [_] Middle East (not Iraq) [_] Iraq [_] Africa [_] Iraq [_] Asia/Far East [_] Iraq [_] Misc. Third World countries [_] Iraq [X] Classified [_] Iraq 9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future: [X] Colour TV [X] VCR [_] ICBM [_] Killer Satellite [X] CD Player [X] Air-to-Air Missiles [_] Space Shuttle [X] Home Computer [X] Nuclear Weapon 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply) [_] Communist/Socialist [_] Terrorist [_] Crazed [X] Neutral [_] Democratic [_] Dictatorship [X] Corrupt [_] Primitive/Tribal 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? [_] Deficit spending [X] Cash [X] Suitcases of cocaine [_] Oil revenues [_] Personal cheque [_] Credit card [_] Ransom money [_] Traveller's cheque 12. Your occupation: [X] Homemaker [_] Sales/marketing [_] Revolutionary [_] Clerical [_] Mercenary [X] Tyrant [_] Middle management [_] Eccentric billionaire [_] Defence Minister/General [_] Retired [_] Student 13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis: [_] Golf [X] Boating/sailing [_] Sabotage [_] Running/jogging [X] Propaganda/disinformation [X] Destabilisation/overthrow [X] Default on loans [_] Gardening [X] Crafts (to garner cash flow from unsuspecting tourists to help fund the collection) [X] Black market / smuggling [X] Collectibles / collections (weapons) [_] Watching sports on TV [X] Wines [X] Interrogation/torture [X] Household pets (piranah/caimen/shark aquarium) [_] Crushing rebellions [X] Espionage/reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing [_] Border disputes [X] Mutually Assured Destruction Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes! Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division

Saratov -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/15/2008 9:42:21 AM)
[:)] Oookaaay, starting to look like we are well protected/defended around here and want to keep the equipt. in good shape. [sm=mrpuffy.gif] [sm=waves.gif]

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Product Registration Gone Too Far (12/15/2008 10:38:19 AM)
What can I say - seems that many of us believe strongly in the concept of Overkill! [8D]

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